Austin

Semi-professional fire breather,
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[Austin @Austin_Aynes]

Let the record show

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

Many keep asking me why I am in debt to my dentist, as he’s the only “small business” on my list of debtors, so it’s time for a short story:

Back in early 2021 I had to get all four of my wisdom teeth removed. Went to the dentist and was quoted around $700 for everything (very good price then and insane now) including anesthesia. They promised I’d be put under for the procedure. I agreed and set a date.

I showed up for my appointment, and I’m seated in the chair and they’re about to start drilling my teeth when I ask why I’m still conscious. The dentist tells me “oh if you want to not feel anything, it will cost about double what you’re paying now”. We go back and forth a little, I’m pissed this is only mentioned when I’m literally seated in the chair ready to go, I bring up being told by the SAME DOCTOR that I’d be put under 100%, but I reluctantly agreed to pay more because he did not give a fuck. They fed me nitrous for the entire thing, so I wasn’t all the way out, but I was blasted.

Procedure was fine, I get done and once I sober up enough from the nitrous I go to the front desk to check out. I am given a bill of $1400. I say I can’t pay that today (I was really broke back then and actually couldn’t), they told me I had a month.

I went home and never spoke to them again. They tried to bait and switch me. They didn’t know they had a 380 credit score demon in the room. Next time run a credit check.

Fuck you dentist

[carrie @cpmorgan19]

with the utmost disrespect intended, FUCK THE KNICKS 😘

go spurs 🖤🩶

[arielle @arielle2252]

unfortunately my nervous system doesn’t know the difference between sitting on my couch watching the Indy 500 and being chased by a bear

[Sumo Soul 相撲魂 @TheSumoSoul]

Day13
J14 Enhō 7-5 (L)
J6 Meisei 6-6 (R)
Spectacular bout! Enhō has lost 3 times straight to deprive himself of his first sekitori KK in 3 years, and today he has to face former makuuchi Meisei to get it. You’ll watch this a few times I guarantee it #natsubasho2026

[Sumo Soul 相撲魂 @TheSumoSoul]

Day13
Oz Kirishima 10-2 (L)
M13 Kotoeihō 10-2 (R)
Worthy bout for the musubinoichiban! You’ll be on edge of your seat. Winner takes sole lead for yūshō. There is a mono’ii too boot! See reply #natsubasho2026

[Sumo Soul 相撲魂 @TheSumoSoul]

Day13 mono’ii
Oz Kirishima 10-2 (L)
M13 Kotoeihō 10-2 (R)
Mono’ii determines Kiri did manage to twist his UTCHARI move just enough that Kotoeihō, who was on offensive went down first. Gyōji decision reversed - Kiri win #natsubasho2026

[Alex Golden @AlexGoldenNBA]

I know a team that will fight Greek Freaks to make sure the lowest player on the totem pole gets his game ball.

[🏆 🔴 martin brödegaard ⚪️🏆 @tommy_crimes]

a pulitzer prize was awarded to a journalist who provided compelling evidence that the clippers are cheating and they still get to draft in the top five

[Nick Papagiorgio @arobmoney]

Pablo Torre got a Pulitzer Prize for exposing the Clippers’ salary cap circumvention and Adam Silver still hand picked them over by the Pacers.

[Austin @Austin_Aynes]

Go to work big dog @PacersKev cant let some rigged math keep a good org down! #yescers

[Ryan Martin @ryanmartin]

Stop the steal
#Pacers

[Austin @Austin_Aynes]

Fuck you @NBA

[Austin @Austin_Aynes]

@NbaWoody @PacersWoody James Johnson with a ironic non ironic spot, but otherwise it's tough between Reggie, Ty, Ron or Jermaine. Lance and Jeff Foster honorable mentions

[Ryan @Rygi13]

The Protestant version is Liberty vs Oral Roberts in a vacant strip mall

[Austin @Austin_Aynes]

😔

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Sources: Colts and Kenny Moore II mutually have agreed to seek a trade and a new home for the veteran cornerback. Moore is entering the last year of his contract, and both sides feel it is time to explore a trade.

[Magills @magills_]

Pro tip for anyone visiting Indianapolis this weekend: the White Castle next to the strip club downtown is open 24 hours and about 2 blocks from the stadium.

[RPO The Jewels @WhityRemarks]

Pre-Game plans for Saturday - bring an appetite and a baggie for your teeth.

[Sumo Soul 相撲魂 @TheSumoSoul]

It’s official:
Enhō will be back in jūryō next basho - it's an historical first - he’ll be the first since Showa era (starting 1926) to come back to jūryō all the way from jonokuchi (Terunofuji for example fell to jonidan, one division up) #nagoyabasho2026

[AKRiley @AKRileyy5]

I will never forget you sir 🫡

[Austin @Austin_Aynes]

Tank you for your service 🫡

[IndyStar @indystar]

The Pacers got bad news — or maybe it’s good news when you’re tanking — on the latest injury to center Ivica Zubac’s; what we know https://t.co/B1bFwhcnuL