Austin Davis

Urban Planner, GIS Analyst, and cyclist. Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. @MITdusp ‘24

[Austin Davis @Austinbikes]

@ScottMGreer bro just fuckin kill yourself and stop existing you racist, pedophile supporting, asshole.

[Austin Davis @Austinbikes]

Ed reed is amazing omg

[Heather Linington-Noble @AlainnFocail]

The fact that the “rookie dress up flight” was not a charter flight, and instead was a PUBLIC AMTRAK RIDE on a packed train where they had to walk through Penn Station to board makes it even more magical.

[Austin Davis @Austinbikes]

@AntiWuCoalition Imagine being the sad stupid dumbass who runs this account 😂

[Austin Davis @Austinbikes]

@tylerjnew You have 10 hours to respond sounds like a threat after reading that

[Austin Davis @Austinbikes]

Man, the internet is gonna SUCK if the dems fumble this election

[Austin Davis @Austinbikes]

What I would do for some Rofo fried chicken rn 😔

Pretty sure if one opened in Boston it would immediately become the best fried chicken in the state

[Austin Davis @Austinbikes]

Someone’s phone rang and I think I would’ve heard it in Cambridge

[Austin Davis @Austinbikes]

I think I brought down the median age at this eye clinic down to like 65 years old after walking in

[Austin Davis @Austinbikes]

Fuck I’m officially old enough that the cashier was shocked at my ID age and asked me how I look so young for my age 😭

[Austin Davis @Austinbikes]

Like do people just not eat out ever, or do they think every bartender is getting tipped out 4 figures per week because automatically applying 20% doesn’t seem terrible (assuming the service was completely normal) Idk some terrible shit would have to happen for me to not tip that

[Austin Davis @Austinbikes]

Everytime I see a post on Reddit of someone’s receipt from a bar or restaurant, and it has an autograt /or living wage 5% surcharge, 99% of the comments are like, “blacklist this place, 1 star on google, chargeback your credit card” and it makes me feel like Im taking crazy pills

[Austin Davis @Austinbikes]

I keep seeing TikTok’s of people raw dogging flights, and just have to say the ~20 Amish ppl on this cross country train rn are final boss level. This one dude has just been looking at farmland in the observation car for a minute (11h)

[Austin Davis @Austinbikes]

Me: spends 15 hours making custom high definition maps

Client on zoom: *uses snipping tool to insert my map into their slide deck*

Me: 💀 ⚰️ 🕊️

[Austin Davis @Austinbikes]

@jedweeks Time to put this in python with yolo and have it count for you

[Austin Davis @Austinbikes]

Carvajal is him

[Austin Davis @Austinbikes]

Thank you all!!

[Austin Davis @Austinbikes]

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[Austin Davis @Austinbikes]

damn i really move and lamar wins another MVP, the orioles become a top team in baseball, AND our city council is lookin stacked??