Mariah Faust

It's your mother

[Mariah Faust @ayeseeyou]

I looked cute yesterday gosh DANG IT

[Mariah Faust @ayeseeyou]

@Agoodcultleader Fuck yeah!! Congrats!! That shit is not easy!

[Mariah Faust @ayeseeyou]

@Agoodcultleader I think you might be crossing some legal barriers if you are asking for Fred 😂

[Mariah Faust @ayeseeyou]

Both babies

[Mariah Faust @ayeseeyou]

Hi here is a picture of my handsome baby boy

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

FYI: A Cow can jump over the Moon if she aims where the Moon will be in three days, then leaps at about 25,000 miles per hour

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

It's Columbus Day, so we're gonna sail over to McDonald's, beat the shit out of everyone, wreck the place & call it arbys

Enjoy arbys

[Mariah Faust @ayeseeyou]

When u step in cold cat puke first thing in the morning

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

It’s fitting that Congress commemorated Las Vegas with a moment of silence… since silence is how they usually respond to mass shootings.

[Mariah Faust @ayeseeyou]

@lilchapz Yessss

[Mariah Faust @ayeseeyou]

Stranger: OH I LOVE YOUR HAIR *proceeds to touch me*

Me:

[Mariah Faust @ayeseeyou]

When you say something to a customer and they don't hear you

Me:

[Mariah Faust @ayeseeyou]

Hi. I made a new twit.