ICY ❄️❄️

I tweet my thoughts and mind my business 💸 | 1922 💛💙

[CJ @CL4UDI4_J]

$$$4U

[It’s T As In… @T__asIn]

3 weeks in and I’m still not tired of these new Drake albums lol

B’s ON THE TABLE

[johnny 🧍🏾 @ivycuffs]

yall owe that girl an apology

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Čhazeᛪ༙ @Gottalovechaze]

i cannot emphasize enough how important it is to lie to your coworkers

[papito @treyfive_]

A full tank of gas , haircut and car wash is a $200 day you ain’t even eat yet

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

They got rid of DEI so they could put mediocre white men in positions they aren't qualified for.

[🐺🃏🦉👩🏾‍💻 @meek410_]

Getting a new job shouldn’t be this hard.

[rio @pilgeousx]

done with spreadsheets
done with advanced stats
done with anything that involves a formula

basketball is about who’s a bitch and who isn’t and Chet Holmgren is a fucking bitch

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Spurs advance. The ancient scriptures have always illuminated our path.

[The OWL Times @scaryhours5555]

Someone said Drake is the only artist where his haters want him to make music that fits their taste instead of just listening to artists that already does. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Softboy @softboywin]

Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.

[. @deityofnightt]

l've never seen anything more accurate

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“The strongest version of you is buried under the habits you're afraid to break.”

[Jacob Eiting @jeiting]

pre-ai, bad ideas were just bad ideas, now bad ideas are bad ideas with charts and tables

[ItsSTILLSummer @Damirror91]

Yall. June is next week.

[P-Lo @p_lo]

We really put Mac Dre on the Billboard Top 10

[. @TGM_007]

WE WAS IN THE TRENCHES 😭😭😭

[daisy @ihatedai]

No cookouts on Memorial Day cus the men busy bedazzling their matching sets