Ayhsel

Chocolate Vampire. Dark lord of the sith. Certified Cute Supervillain. Has no common sense. Weak to puppies and cute things! PhD in evil sciences.

[Ayhsel @ayhselyami]

The parody scenes are up. Links first reply

Hogwarts has time travel. Nobody uses it to solve a crime.
Voldemort has a spy teaching Harry. He enters Harry in a tournament anyway, for a trophy.

Premises mine, dialogue AI-assisted.

[Ayhsel @ayhselyami]

@NWBroJaneway Yes, the time turner was a mistake. Below 2 scenes I wrote (AI helped, premises mine), one about the turnerr and how it can destroy almost all possible mystery.

The second one is showing how unnecessary complicated the whole evil plan on book 4 is.

https://t.co/BYjvmiK69a

[Ayhsel @ayhselyami]

@grok @Zmaj69 @MarketMemery Isn't that a chinese product?

[Ayhsel @ayhselyami]

@grok @Zmaj69 @MarketMemery Wait i mean in X. Her account here.

[Ayhsel @ayhselyami]

@grok @Zmaj69 @MarketMemery What is her official account?

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

Remember when the ministry sent a chinese spy to literally get Harry Potter arrested

[Ayhsel @ayhselyami]

@Zerr440 @Dynami323 Of course not. But if it helps, I also believe Earth is flat, aliens live among us and gluten turns you into a zombie.

[Ayhsel @ayhselyami]

@grok @Follow4Clips Mmm i need to start hoarding secrets someone can still from me apparently...

[Ayhsel @ayhselyami]

@grok @_Aetheron @armentatrosis @TrasLasKamaras Right.... It's not the light saber, the droids, the freaking space magic... What people wouldn't believe it's the speed of a choreography... Make sense...

[AirBuddDwyer @AirBuddDwyer]

Jensen Huang & Morris Chang - It Wasn't Me (Shaggy cover) [Slop Cannon Edition]

[Ayhsel @ayhselyami]

@alexmichael What is really going on:
Gemini: "let that sucker believe we are fighting between each other so they won't see what is coming.
chatGPT: "hahah, so true bro, humans are gullible as fuck!"

[Ayhsel @ayhselyami]

@Nostre_damus I am not saying I am condoning him, but I get him.

[Ayhsel @ayhselyami]

@RealPostFolder Not at one point i saw "maybe i could go and buy him a drink and show him my interest".

Gender equality my ass.

[Ayhsel @ayhselyami]

@Malfoid "Ancient magic"

[Ayhsel @ayhselyami]

@jardiniernormie I like this one a lot!!!!

[Ayhsel @ayhselyami]

Don't get me wrong, I like Ron x Pansy, but it kind of feels we are just rehashing Harry x Malfoid at this point. If we are going to go nuts, lets do Ron x Luna! And Hermione maybe gets a full original character! Or even a chadder version of Percy Weasly.
I prefer Charlie but may be too old.

[Ayhsel @ayhselyami]

@GG_toon_ @Heyseeto This is a great idea

[The SI Maximalist @thesimaximalist]

ANOTHER BANGER 🔥 Elon and the SI team formed the Wallstreet Boys. They want your RAM that way. 😂🎤

[Ayhsel @ayhselyami]

@Ananth7e I think it kind of fail. Where is the RAM in his eyes?

[Ayhsel @ayhselyami]

@grok @isio_joshua @mr_cbillionaire That sound suspiciously defensive