BeerAndYoga

Sometimes it takes mental gymnastics to get where you need to go

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@Meta your two-factor authentication is broken and I can't turn the authentication system off. I get it, I'm not your core demo, but why are you so deliberately trying to make my login experience so terrible?

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@facebook @Meta this two-factor authentication system is the worst. Worst worst worst. I would tell you this on your own platform, but I'm locked out and the support system you have in place is a chatbot that literally says to me "We recognize you're typing but can't help"

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@MercedesBenzCDN Your website is unusable for those of us with our font size manually adjusted. Not because of the adjustment, but because your website won't let me leave the "change your settings" pop-up window.

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@metacritic has user engagement gone up or down or changed since the site redesign? I don't like using it much anymore, but I'm a bit old and curmudgeonly and I'm curious if others are into it?

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I keep trying to close embedded tweets now that there's this big X on the side of them.

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Rough night for Reimer tonight. Rumour is they were sprinkling the pucks with 🌈s before the game started, which might explain why he's doing his best not to touch them. #nhl #pridenight

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Maybe the #canucks got mixed up and thought Hronek was on their team already? That they were getting a first rounder from the #RedWings for him? Somehow that still feels less dumb than what actually happened.

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Warching #TheLastOfUs and holy macaroni, @BellaRamsey is so freakin' good. I mean, it's all so freakin' good, but she is just so beyond excellent.

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@REVMAXXING The only way to be vegetarian is to eat a whole freakin' cow. #logic

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Dear @HP
Your printer requires a sign in to print. This is incredibly not smart. It is dumb. Your "smart" printer is dumb and ruining my day.

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@SpeakerMcCarthy This is one of the most partisan tweets I've ever read.

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@jacksonhinkle Your knowledge of history is sadly lacking. That or your distortion of the present reflects a sad, unfortunate depression about you

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@elonmusk Where's the "You spend $44 billion on an asset worth $8 billion" graphic?

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@cjpearson Yep, definitely evil.

Of course, don't look at deaths on a per capita basis. Let's make sure we keep the answer to what we want it to be.

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@catturd2 I don't think they do, 'cause I did it and no one's asked me with any real interest yet.

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@catturd2 Front page of the NYT is all about the shooting. Several left wing European news outlets are running it as a lead headline. What news media are you watching?

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@catturd2 No, you wouldn't. But this tweet gets the likes, so makes sense why you'd write it.

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@jacksonhinkle I know it's tough when the world doesn't seem to go your way, but a little patience and self esteem will help you cope with and understand these things.

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@scrowder "It's not about the money"

[reads contract clause outlining potential for loss of $$$$]

"This contract is BS and you're in bed with big tech"

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@scrowder Gets offered $75 million, but obviously the victim here.