Bryn Morgan

US navy vet, firefighter, German shepherd dad

[Bryn Morgan @B_Morgan53]

I will own a bloodhound and that savage is going to wear an American flag bandana around his neck 24/7. Bet.

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

Mr.EatThatPussyFromTheBack has logged on

[grace @gracefishlove]

(at the dentist) u forgot to ask but i am sexually active

[Connor @unravelmyheart]

When your wife going into labor but the apple carplay genuinely glitching

[James Li @5149jamesli]

Thomas Massie: "I vote with Republicans 91% of the time. And the 9% I don't, they're taking up for pedophiles, starting another war, or bankrupting our country."

An absolute mic drop. 🎤⬇️

[🌋 @hum_dunkin]

(trying to say "there's plenty fish in the sea" but forgetting the phrase) there's animals all over the place

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.

[おかちゃん@H.S GARAGE @HSGARAGE1]

アメリカ人と会話してるうちに

「big booty Latina」

という新しい言葉を覚えた

[ainsley 🏳️‍⚧️ @witchwounds]

i be profen

[Five Times August @FiveTimesAugust]

The Epstein case is so bad the government gave you a war, a new virus, and aliens to keep you distracted from it. Sit with that as long as you need.

[HEEDlE @Heyheedie]

my favorite insult of all time

[NEET @neetrockstar]

Cuck = Cool Unbothered Confident King

[slug (allez🏆) @legumepod]

what if in overtime they add a second puck

[chaosjim @yungfloop]

yeah i got a porn addiction
porn myself a big bowl of cereal

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how life feels when nobody knows where you are or what you're up to

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

you didn’t just make me cum—you made me arrive—and honestly? that’s growth. 🌱

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

i masturbate loud as hell so if you don’t like that go to a different jersey mikes

[Jake @JacobJohnHoward]

Yall like nostalgia so much go smoke a white grape white owl

[D @_Unknown_D_]

one of the main arguments ye was making in his bi-polar rants against Jews was that they control everything including finance, media and black music artists.

Sorry but doesn’t him loosing endorsements, having his assets frozen, being banned from travelling and having concerts cancelled reinforce the perception that they do indeed control everything?

[Veggie @bigboybokchoy]

Handsome single man in his late twenties can’t even join a pottery studio without having his intentions questioned