joey ruggiero

Faster than you can drive. - Gay, twitterer from way back, subversive, awesome.

[joey ruggiero @babyK]

http://t.co/PkgBUQrV The key to a successful weight loss program is a broken jaw I'd guess.

[joey ruggiero @babyK]

http://t.co/PkgBUQrV Having trouble with your iPhone saying "No Service"? Just put your shirt and shoes back on.

[joey ruggiero @babyK]

http://t.co/7v31AecH Why hasn't anyone invented alcohol that acts as birth control too?

[joey ruggiero @babyK]

http://t.co/XyGXIlNk Responsible parents should teach their kids that it's not the person you hate, it's their guts.

[joey ruggiero @babyK]

Baby's first cigarette! http://t.co/fRgx1kH6

[joey ruggiero @babyK]

http://t.co/Zj2P4QIj Just ate my toothbrush to clean those hard-to-reach places.

[joey ruggiero @babyK]

http://t.co/gmofKJux God loves me even when I don't forward those chain letters

[joey ruggiero @babyK]

Dancin with myself. This is sirloin http://twitpic.com/3ae76

[joey ruggiero @babyK]

@outfest q

[joey ruggiero @babyK]

Watching she-ra with Nishole.

[joey ruggiero @babyK]

@justo777 What do I do this time?

[joey ruggiero @babyK]

I will give you my finest hour. The one I spent watching you shower.

[joey ruggiero @babyK]

Just got screamed at by a toll booth collector because my toll tag didn't read.

[joey ruggiero @babyK]

I need a life coach. Or a death coach. Or to not not take antidepressants for 3 days.

[joey ruggiero @babyK]

Drama dance floor mama http://twitpic.com/38uhw

[joey ruggiero @babyK]

@harveymilk acceptablely debauched.

[joey ruggiero @babyK]

At woof with johnny mack. Perhaps roll bound. Lord.

[joey ruggiero @babyK]

Big Gay Easter http://twitpic.com/38blm

[joey ruggiero @babyK]

RT @croc: at @byffie and @ericaceous 's big gay Easter with @babyk et al.

[joey ruggiero @babyK]

@SMM353 @Tankers - my personal four pounds of happy