Andromeda

[The Notorious S.E.B. @bigseb31213]

I find it very funny that all the wannabe survivalists simply are not aware that their entire fantasy survivalist compound is 100% reliant on gasoline, a product that goes bad. The chainsaw on the right will be a useless lump of meta and plastic in 6 months

[Andromeda @babyquasar]

@mephistophalic someone admitted on here they will never shit talk academia cus it was their only escape from a life of poverty and thats exactly what it is. Not enough demand for quants and engineers, so smth had to be made up for the rest of the middle class to prevent societal changes

[sendall jennerr @benzo_ferrarii]

I said to this dude at spybar last night “ayoo it’s 7-11 free slurpees” and he said “what?” and I said “it’s July 11th… free slurpees” and he said “man, free everybody”

[Andromeda @babyquasar]

@NotoriousPeach Ass = necessary good/price inelastic
Tits = luxury/privilege/status symbol
being into symbols of fitness, dedication and consistency will sadly always be more woke than being into smth determined genetically ☹️
But someone has to do it 🗿

[Imogen Peach ♡ @NotoriousPeach]

when people ask “ass or tits” why is the cool polite and frankly woke answer ass while saying tits makes you look like a drooling cretinous pervert?

[Andromeda @babyquasar]

@thispersonisviv @pensandpoison Wow thanks a lot big dog, ofc everything is subjective but youre giving me a bunch of “objective” tools for describing/evaluating a subjective reading experience. No doubt these screenshots will be priceless for editing cheers

[Andromeda @babyquasar]

@thispersonisviv @pensandpoison i am kinda confused by your formula, i thought writer’s skill is inversely proportional to amount of detail they are forced to waste ink on in other to make the reader see the vision. right gives no details but i feel like i learned smth, left is the exact opposite almost?

[Andromeda @babyquasar]

@thispersonisviv @pensandpoison Yo thanks a lot for this, i sometimes struggle to put a finger on exactly whats not working for me in typical YA writing, but your last par gives a very very useful terminology and framework for putting it into words (the last line is brutal lol i hope the writer never sees it)

[Andromeda @babyquasar]

@radomirdarmila @pensandpoison so im not crazy? Left hand could literally have been generated by ai. Say what you want about right hand but at least it sounds human. Dont readers always prefere clumsy authenticity over polished formulaic slop?

[Andromeda @babyquasar]

@thispersonisviv @pensandpoison Like sure, right hand needs way sharper skills, but i just feel like the page on the left shouldve never existed at all, it reads like mandatory exposition the writer HAD to write so they could get to the parts they actually wanna write

[Timuoxi Cha Le Mei @ch1cken_t3nder]

I actually love living in a time when reading ~2 books a month makes one part of the intellectual elite

[Handsome Monkey King @BussySmeller2]

I can't believe my Ralph Lauren Louis Vuitton Ferrari F1 Monaco Dubai Condé Nast WME event is filled with tasteless nouveau rich Chinese Arabs

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

I would love to see what a post-literate Harvard is like. Maybe smart kids who can’t read will invent some kind of new shape

[ParaPower Mapping @KlonnyPin_Gosch]

Finally, the Looksmaxxers have transcended their petty transhumanist efforts to become Chad and have set their eyes on the Great Work: to use their fleshy vessels as alchemical alembics for distilling the Materia Ultima by injecting themselves with gold

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Saw this and thought of you.

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

From Patrick Henry, a Founding Father:

[地獄ケーキ(Hokusaist)👹🐉🗡️🇺🇸 @JigokuCake]

Engineer: "Getting a lot of machine vibes from this ancient temple."

Biotech guy: "That can't be right. I'm getting microbiological vibes."