Bad IoT Day

We put the IoT in idiot.

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This medicine may make you drowsy. If this happens do not drive, operate heavy machinery or core Internet infrastructure.

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Do you think I should reactivate this account just so I can retweet things as they come to pass? https://t.co/W7X8soUzjq

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Announcing IoTCoin. Put your fridges, washing machines and doorbells to work mining cryptocurrency*.

*ASICs & heatsinks required. #IoT

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Can't ransomware IoT if it doesn't have a screen. #WannaCry

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@peterbihr Picasa, reluctantly, because I want to keep files not store in a temporary product until it's sunsetted.

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Weird feeling as Twitter suddenly forgets all my mutes and wearying tweets begin to fill my timeline reminding me why I muted.

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Pure @ModernToss yeah? https://t.co/VWupETtxeC

[Jake May @__jakemay]

This bloke interviewed by Vice about whether we should go to war with Spain over Gibraltar is my new hero

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90 seconds of a GSMA IoT promo video has made me want to reactivate this account.

[Terence Eden is on Mastodon @edent]

Welcome to the future!
Where your "Smart" TV has nine hours of scheduled downtime…
https://t.co/QYR7GHKZaD
Cc @InternetOfShit

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Using IoT to not monitor your garden.

[Matt Webb 🌸🌼 genmon.fyi @genmon]

Next time you see a smart home door lock, try yelling "Hey Siri, unlock the front door" through the letterbox #IoT https://t.co/mMnlgst7dd

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Another bloody IoT air freshener.

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My dog's got no service contract.
Really, how doe https://t.co/KzyL8haLVR

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@anthonymobile @CushWakeUK "Central Admin cannot enter into correspondence. If your case requires human intervention provide micropayment"

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Divorced my wife, Alexa, mostly so I could buy an Amazon Echo.

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Alexa, this is more of a comment than a question...
#MWC16

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Accidentally pairs with blender and ends sexual career. https://t.co/fFWRpS3EZs

[Andy Stanford-Clark @andysc]

someone types something and an LED light comes on. Everyone applauds enthusiastically. Must be #IoT ;) @thingmonk

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If only you could see what I've seen through your sensors.

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Never thought I'd be the owner of an overshadowed IoT satire account. Dare to dream. You can be mediocre too. #believe 🐵