Bada Damilola

Arsenal

[Bada Damilola @Bada_16]

Supporting this club was never about convenience, it was emotional.
Every insult endured makes this title sweeter.
We suffered together, now we celebrate together.
Against all odds, against all noise… champions at last.
The same jersey they mocked is now the jersey of champions.

[Halimah Ahmed @ahmedhalimah02]

Gas finished last night and the kids were craving shawarma, I was too. Hubby said to go out to get it for all of us with drinks for dinner, I punched my calculator to see how much it will cost for a family of 5.

I arrived at over 35k. 12kg gas now cost 24k, we would use it 4weeks at least. I chose gas over shawarma.

That is for a family where both partners work and earn decently. We couldn't even afford a basic treat without punching the calculator. Everything extra is now considered luxury

Now imagine the life of a child whose both parents are skilless, unemployed or earns meagerly.

I know many of you will come and ask if shawarma is food, no it's not but everyone deserves a treat once in a while.

We all know what we are doing but you people should fear Allah.

[Adeyemi of Eruwa 🇳🇬🇬🇧 @Adeyemi_AFC]

Arsenal winning the league was actually a mental health intervention.

Banter doesn’t hit the same anymore.
I just laugh and scroll on 🤣

Thank you, Mikel Arteta ❤️

[Sir J (J9) @SirJarus]

A former chairman of one of the top banks, who is a silent follower here, and we have never physically met, was on the phone with my family till midnight on the night I was being dragged here, trying to intervene.

Two months later, his company offtook one of our projects for almost half a billion Naira.

I also randomly retweeted a sick baby's fundraising. He came to my DM, asked whether I confirmed the case, asked for the hospital account and sent N10m, the entire hospital bill, for the baby's surgery.

May almighty Allah continue to bless him.

We have never met in person but he is such a kind person.

Our paths crossed on Twitter.

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

End a home date night with a Nigerian woman without fucking her, and hear her tell everyone she knows that you're gay

Casual visit that ends with her sleeping over because it's late or something, and she's blocking you the next day because you didn't touch her

Gtfoh

[BIG AYO🔰 @47kasz]

This is tougher than the el Classico 🤣🤣😭

[wande @blaccmajek]

Ugo no be fool when he dey post hin wife everywhere, when he dey build app for her, na when he start to post another woman he turn to “FOOL” . Internet women.

[Olori Ajoke 🫅 @Orisunmibairemi]

Aremu Olami, a content creator under Cute Abiola, decided to bless someone on the street with $500. He met a man riding an okada and asked him to pull over. Aremu told him he wanted to give him $500.

The man said he needed to call his Alfa first to confirm whether he should collect it. Aremu even told him that if he didn't want dollars, he could help him change it to naira. They called a bureau de change person, who said it was about ₦688,000.

Surprisingly, the Alfa told the bike man not to collect it. 😂 Aremu was like, "Kilode?" The man said nothing was wrong, but if the favour was truly meant for him, he and Aremu would meet again.

Some of you ehn, one day Alfa and pastor will end una life. 😭

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

Ghosting a woman because she can’t afford her basic needs is self care.

[Bada Damilola @Bada_16]

@JoTechTracker @Wizarab10 😆😆😆😆

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

"one thing I love about we girls is we clock out of the relationship before finally dumping his ass"

Ugo do am, una dey cry😭😂😂

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Okay I'm sorry but this timeline is beginning to annoy me.

That young man is 28. His separation/divorce happened 14 months ago.

How long should he wait before he moves on o?

It's not like he's a widower. He sidestepped a cheating wife.

Is he not deserving of divorce glow?

[kenna @kennagq]

The things that inspire Nigerians baffle me

[Peng @Acedouglas01]

Another day, another reminder, avoid broke and entitled women.

[UGO 🇬🇧 @heismric]

My Debit: £0 ❤️

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

E reach time for men to activate divorce glow, women wan set rules and regulations

Na lie😂😂

[AE @ArtetaEra]

Actually crazy that this game pissed Arsenal fans off more than the champions league final loss.

[Dapsy𓃵 @symplyDAPO]

Why will you get angry cos someone blocked you on this app.

There are over 500 million active users. Stop limiting yourself

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Cancel the World Cup abeg

Let the players enjoy a holiday. What nonsense!

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

“Marriage only benefits Men”

Ugo say e no marry again, and e begin dawg whitie around

Witches dem are angry that he let one of their own out of ‘sl@very’ in peace ?

Ori yin ti yi danu

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

He doesn’t want the so called marriage that only benefits men.

The women that claim marriage is slavery for women are crying. I don’t understand.