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[Badger! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️😇👿🦇🩺 @BadgersKnackers]

I'm not leaving, but I'd like to know you in both worlds. 🐦🦋

[shanes freckles @_shanesfreckles]

shane: so we are craft soap makers and sort of share a crazy woman (but like u can handle that part I don’t want to) anyways then we get involved in some late night domestic terrorism but it’s fine bc u just really hate ikea and consumerism
ilya: what
shane: punch me

[Badger! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️😇👿🦇🩺 @BadgersKnackers]

@AnActualS_Hole SAAAAAAME

[Badger! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️😇👿🦇🩺 @BadgersKnackers]

@AnActualS_Hole 🫂🫂🫂💜💜💜

[👑 Royal Intel @RoyalIntel_]

FBI: We are releasing the alien files.

The files:

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

BREAKING: Trump announces he is completely ignoring the Supreme Court & imposing a new 10% global tariff on all countries in addition to existing tariffs.

Also, the $175 billion in tariffs ruled unconstitutional will go back to corporations, not the people.

WE ARE BEING LOOTED.

[Bark @barkmeta]

Realizing American citizens paid $175 billion in illegal tariffs and it’s being refunded to companies instead of back to us.

[paulwall1970 @paulwall1970]

Remembering Kurt
20th February 1967
5th April 1994

[shanes freckles @_shanesfreckles]

shane: ok so i’m a baby monkey and all of the other monkeys are bullying me and—

ilya: i’ll kill them

shane: no listen, and they’re rejecting me and—

ilya: I want names, give me names

shane: no, hold on i’m not done and then ur my stuffed animal—

[Samba Schutte @sambaschutte]

Is your body ready? Join Con and I for a virtual baking class and learn to bake my classic cheesecake!👨🏾‍🍳����‍☠️ No previous baking experience required! And check out our special edition stickers!✨ All to benefit @foodonfootla ❤️ There will be love, chaos and probably some filth…

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Nailed it

[Electronic kook @electronic_kook]

The boys
#hollanov
#hudcon
#heatedrivarly
#fanart

[finalvent @finalvent]

つまり、こんな感じですね。

[AT @ILYASLESTAT @heatedsrivalry]

shane: okay so you're a vampire and i'm a closeted gay man in the early 1900s and you turn me into a vampire under the church altar and you say "be my companion, louis"
ilya: who is louis

[Covie @covie_93]

Aliens should just release the Epstein files.

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

Yes I know war is breaking out, aliens are about to be unveiled and the royal family is imploding... but how is the little monkey today?

[𝔻𝔼ℙ𝕃𝕆ℝ𝔸𝔹𝕃𝔼 𝔾𝔼ℕ𝕋𝕀��𝔼 🇺🇸 @Deplorable94]

A fucking alien could land in my front yard and I’d still want every fucker in those files hung.

[Badger! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️😇👿🦇🩺 @BadgersKnackers]

@cmclymer I seriously thought of your original tweet about this when I saw the news hahaha. Well done. jfc we're cooked lol

[Jose Antonio Vargas @joseiswriting]

Alysa Liu, daughter of a Chinese immigrant, born and raised in the SF Bay Area, is the first multiracial American gold medalist in Olympic ladies figure skating history.

She is the present and future of a country where 1 out of 10 Americans is now multiracial––the fastest-growing demographic in the U.S.

[Yaffa the Lesbian Witch🖖 @archaicf0ssil]

Curzon's first instinct while being merged with Odo was to grab Quark by the ears (the ferengi version of jerking someone off) and kiss his forehead. Which could mean nothing.