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made stupid money from my iphone, now I make it stupid simple for you // – the $ printer

[tré @bagchaser]

pov: you launched that lil business

[FanBasis @FanBasisInc]

This is not a launch video. This is your last chance.

May you make more,

[FanBasis @FanBasisInc]

First time in the US. First time in Miami. $400K/month at 20.

@sooweigohh fitting right in.

[tré @bagchaser]

@FanBasisInc

[tré @bagchaser]

I understand it now

[tré @bagchaser]

Jarvis, run up a bag

[FanBasis @FanBasisInc]

Introducing FanBasis MCP Connector.

Run your business from a conversation.

• charge subscribers instantly
• create checkout pages
• manage subscriptions
• set up webhooks & alerts

Your agent can now run your entire business

Live today.

[tré @bagchaser]

@miquelgirones1 BANKS

[Chris Meade @thechrismeade]

Free game - if you’re selling info or a community use Fanbasis. Way cheaper than Stripe and sexy custom checkout pages.

[FanBasis @FanBasisInc]

Introducing… the FanBasis Finance Suite.

The first business account made for the internet economy.

You can use your new FanBasis Card to pay for contractors, ads, or anything your business needs…

Directly from your FanBasis Wallet.

Your wallet becomes a real business account with its own account and routing number.

And for the first time ever… you’ll be able to earn up to 4.6% APY on your cash DIRECTLY in our platform, meaning you can paid AND earn yield without clicking a single button.

We are also introducing our NEW FanBasis Credit Card that allows you to earn:

    •    Travel benefits
    •    Cash directly into your wallet balance
    •    Access to exclusive masterminds & events
    •    Paid features for free

The FanBasis Credit Card reimagines how you pay off your balance..

Buy something today? Pay 60 days from today.
Buy something tomorrow? Pay 60 days from tomorrow.

This allows you to keep investing into scaling your business with favorable repayment terms.

Business Banking… built for the internet economy.

Join the waitlist 👇
https://t.co/3RU7Ye4Jzz

[FanBasis @FanBasisInc]

Introducing… the FanBasis Finance Suite.

The first business account made for the internet economy.

You can use your new FanBasis Card to pay for contractors, ads, or anything your business needs…

Directly from your FanBasis Wallet.

Your wallet becomes a real business account with its own account and routing number.

And for the first time ever… you’ll be able to earn up to 4.6% APY on your cash DIRECTLY in our platform, meaning you can paid AND earn yield without clicking a single button.

We are also introducing our NEW FanBasis Credit Card that allows you to earn:

    •    Travel benefits
    •    Cash directly into your wallet balance
    •    Access to exclusive masterminds & events
    •    Paid features for free

The FanBasis Credit Card reimagines how you pay off your balance..

Buy something today? Pay 60 days from today.
Buy something tomorrow? Pay 60 days from tomorrow.

This allows you to keep investing into scaling your business with favorable repayment terms.

Business Banking… built for the internet economy.

Join the waitlist 👇
https://t.co/3RU7Ye4Jzz

[FanBasis @FanBasisInc]

The internet economy will never be the same.

[tré @bagchaser]

Christmas List 🎄

• Ferrari SF90 XX

• RR Cullinan - Emperor by Mansory

• Rolex Daytona (Everose/Meteorite)

• Richard Mille RM69 Erotic Tourbillon

• 7845 Atlantic Way, Miami Beach, FL

[FanBasis @FanBasisInc]

are you watching closely?

[tré @bagchaser]

men only want one thing and it’s disgusting

[tré @bagchaser]

men only want one thing and it’s disgusting

[tré @bagchaser]

@EvanDepamphilis ur unc bro

[tré @bagchaser]

my boy walks up to a girl at a miami rooftop

hits her with a polite “may I meet you?”

she hits him with a polite “absolutely not”

*laughs*

seconds later some dude slides past her like a retargeting ad and goes

“may I enter your world for a moment?”

she unlocks her phone, hands him her @, and starts trauma-dumping

the dude?

her ex’s copywriting mentor who sells a $4,997 “ethical persuasion” mastermind

course sellers finish first

[Bill Ackman @BillAckman]

I hear from many young men that they find it difficult to meet young women in a public setting. In other words, the online culture has destroyed the ability to spontaneously meet strangers. As such, I thought I would share a few words that I used in my youth to meet someone that I found compelling.

I would ask: “May I meet you?” before engaging further in a conversation. I almost never got a No.

It inevitably enabled the opportunity for a further conversation. I met a lot of really interesting people this way.

I think the combination of proper grammar and politeness was the key to its effectiveness. You might give it a try.

And yes, I think it should also work for women seeking men as well as same sex interactions.

Just two cents from an older happily married guy concerned about our next generation’s happiness and population replacement rates.

[tré @bagchaser]

@fordsmith It’s the only way!

[tré @bagchaser]

It’s 9am on a Sunday

I’m just chilling.. messaging one of my clients on slack

This girl looks over and asks me how I “balance” startup life

I told her “ngmi normie”

[tré @bagchaser]

Real flex in 2026:

Not checking your processing dashboard at 5 AM to see if a payout cleared or a reserve got flagged

[tré @bagchaser]

i got what you need