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[balaam @balaam]

http://t.co/ePcWKQ8d I had to ground my son for cursing. He turned the girl next door into a frog.

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My girlfriend treats me like a God. She only calls on me when she needs help with something. http://t.co/ijIGfQie

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http://t.co/Vlbo0v8p Auto-correct changed my "I'm tired" to "shut the fuck up, you unemployed bitch".

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The fabric of our lives? Why so epic, Cotton? http://t.co/EIviqjus

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http://t.co/aDHnhMKP Whenever I see a couple with a significant height difference, I always picture them doing it.

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Just bought my gay son some Brunchables http://t.co/q7IpfT9t

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http://t.co/wqS9ktC4 Me: What do gay horses eat? Mom: Oh! I've heard this one, it's Haaaaaaay!" Me: Wrong. Penises.

[Sherlyn @sherlyny]

A todos los niños y jovenes q hoy regresan a la escuela mucho éxito! Recuerden,no todos tienen la posibilidad de estudiar así q aprovechenlo

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@katySanJi

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@DpOficiial por qe una niña ciega tiro la sopa ? porqe su mama le dijo : si la tiras vas a ver ja ja ja

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hola a todos

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@gabrielsotofansse te veria muy chido y no seria tan radical el cambio

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jiji ya me voy a la secu disque a estudiar

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hola como estan todos espero qe muy bn , como se la oasaron con sus mamis? espero qe muy bien