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@OfHella Perpetually never paid rent or had a bill that separated you from poverty or struggle allows you to I assume Shreek this horseshit from your peanut butter gums.

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@brettcaron Eh, tired of hearing people who never worked talk about how if they had to work are tired, can fuck right the fuck outta here . #boohoo #youmalevolentcunt

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I have heard the song hallelujah in so many different ways, you could quiff this song out over a moonshine bottle and I can tear up and say what a classic. #fcukyoucommonera #yourethedeathofthelightandastartofthegreyera #gruel

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Man I am just stoned and drunk watching trailers for movies 2021 and came up with the perfect reason I fucking hate you humanity, then I realised I had been thinking, tried to catch it and subsequently forget the idea, this is totally your fault society. #cunts #letmeremember

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@brettcaron Confirmed

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I'm getting to that age when pepto bismol is my favourite flavour and drink.

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@ChrisStephensMD @brettcaron Only other possible thing this creature was in. Was me, or that fucking red eye bus I tells ya! #filth #oioiooyoucantsaythaybutyetherewearecunt

[Alasdair Beckett-King @MisterABK]

What if The Simpsons were British?

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I think I'm doing this right.

Normalize kicking your neighbours door in and punching them in the throat for frying sardines or microwaving that week old halibut in the fridge whatever the fuck produces that smell you get when you open the apartment door.

#wokeenough?

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@brettcaron Probs this.

[donny outthaway @Will_daReal]

who tf decided to call it “emotional baggage“ and not “griefcase” ???

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@brettcaron I'm digging you cunt!

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@brettcaron Probably the same gods who believed in the after life. #peasants

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@brettcaron Go fund me?

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People without sensitive teeth are the true fucking psychopaths and should just be locked up. If they don't feel that, how the fuck do they feel anything for all humanity. People say it's starts with harming small animals, I say it starts with fucking ice cream. #provemewrong

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If this made you uncomfortable, please seal you household windows. Lie in a bathtub and pray for jeeebus.

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Words of power: NEVER BE FUCKED ALL THE WAY BY YOUR JOB, OFFER THEM JUST THE TIP! ANYMORE THAN THE TIP THAT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE, ASK THEM TO PULL OUT.

#STAYSAFEOUTTHEREEMPLOYEES

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Me: my schedule is fully booked though today

Manager: you just have to make time

Me: So it's easier for me to rip open space and time collect 45mins and install into this timeline without completely disrupting the very fabric of reality, than just moving my meet with Alice. Ok