Barkley J. Bonestein

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This place is such a woofing trash fire these days.

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Woof.

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@Free_ButNotFree Hey now, I’m just a dog. Watch your finger, sir.

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@HustleNman513 I hustle pretty hard.

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@marko_richo @colinwright89 @TheGreenRunnerz @JasminKParis @utmb I’m a dog who cares a lot about the environment, but otherwise am confused about why I’m on this thread.

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@casey_anderson @leafmuncher You going to block a dog who—even though he’s just a dog—knows you’re overreacting to being wrong?

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@kcwineguy You’re welcome!

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I’d like to introduce you all to Lana Bonestein, one of the few good things to come out of this pandemic. Once she’s old enough to use Twitter, she’ll be using this account to share her adventures.

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@Mary_Buzbee @MattHolguin @kaitzeit @dongtent woof!

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@kcwineguy woof! you’re welcome.

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@gregflannigan have any dog treats?

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@kcwineguy i’m a holistic sort of a dog.

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@elalmirante50 @KcpLakers soy un perro.

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You humans really have a lot on your plates this year.

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I would have turned 15 years old today; definitely would have gone to the beach to celebrate.

[Barkley J. Bonestein @barkley]

The humans finally watched an episode of Pit Bulls & Parolees. I knew they’d like it.

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I was a very crabby little puppy, mouth full of razor-sharp teeth.

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@saltedlolly That’s very kind of you, sir. I did consider myself quite a character.

[Barkley J. Bonestein @barkley]

These wings are pretty awesome, actually. Harassed a herd of cows from the air all afternoon, so much fun.

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I’ve seen things you humans wouldn’t believe. Tennis balls in the bushes off the shoulder of the road. I watched feral cat eyes glitter in the dark near the front gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. https://t.co/T6WeyQFajV