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Parodic London Borough of Barnet news.

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@BrokenBarnet @JuliaHines Thanks for your participation! Actual vote will take place wrapped in an enigma in a sold cemetery, by moonlight

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@DavidConstable All allegations will only be answered after much stonewalling. I'm getting my trowel.

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@PSbook We are currently consulting as to how much an hour with Nick Walkley is worth.

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We shut down their services, and now their business has gone. Our terrifying Plan C is round the corner. #savethejuicebar #disabilityrights

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Our Queen is here! Coleman's royal taxi spotted speeding through Barnet enroute to the Garden Suburb. #royalvisit #Coleman

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Do not panic. Calmly give as much money as possible to the supermarkets. We must all pull together in Barnet. #fuelstrike #petrol

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Highest Incarnation of the Revolutionary Comradely Love and Glorious General Who Descended from Heaven. Walkley shall walk us to joy.

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UPDATE: Leadership change expected in World's most secretive state, Cornelius concerned.

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Barnet's undefeated Movember champion retires gracefully. http://t.co/h8IGtrIb

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New treeless technology implemented on Barnet High street. Drinkers awarded £2 million contract for firewood. http://t.co/9WL8Cjtx

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@JuliaHines All mentions/follows must be submitted up to 48 hours before the tweet, and not repeated in the next six months.

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Barnet councillors put out to tender. Place bids here. http://t.co/cZVZjqM7

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Scratch cards introduced for the lottery of parking http://t.co/XeboPJCC