Bart Freebairn

Comedian. Dog lover. Food Wizard. Gym Fool.
Bringing a show to Sydney Fringe!!

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It doesn't matter how many times you fall down what matters is how many times you get up. I fell down twice but got up 6 times. I am hero.

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@CarlyAnnQ https://t.co/B9hRG0ttxI

Here it is.

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Hello bird friends. Long time no tweet.

Show for Melbourne! Only one night! Get in!

https://t.co/B9hRG0ttxI

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@mistermouse666 Thanks heaps! It was a blast. See you at another show down the road I hope.

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I leave my Fitbit at home a lot. Just to see how well it tracks existential crisis.

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@LewSpears @DanielC0nnell3 please Baba Yaga, I beg you.

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@LewSpears I know who it was. Definitely not me. It was Dan Willis. @DanielC0nnell3 as my witness!! Willis! He's the biscuit devil!

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Sweet #coffee with the glorious @figgled for the wild #edfringe best times with great pals

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@_DollyDiamond @edfringe Thank you so much for having me!! You're amazing Dolly. The show was a blast

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@ckborrow Haha. Yes. Proven with science

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@trevil_knieval Indeed just a very very skimpy version of one compared to what else is available

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Scotland are you weak or is this cafe just taking the piss? I went to The Holyrood on Cowgate got a bacon roll for £3 and got this. The saddest roll in the world. #EdFringe19 #Scotland #weak

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@Daniel_Sloss @GarethWaugh

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The show so full of jokes some are calling it Intenso! Get in! It's a bloody cracker.

#edfringe #edfringe2019 #intenso

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Pool noodles or floaty spaghetti. Both are delicious.

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@ChainedUnicorn @edfringe I'm on board with both. Brown sauce is a good sauce also

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True fitness is a long arduous task of commitment and sacrifice. Getting lean takes focus. Food is fuel and medicine. Luckily I'm a world class expert dietitian and life coach. Here's a completely organic meal to get me through @edfringe
Get along!!

https://t.co/C0kMlRDNxJ

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@bechillcomedian ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

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A harpoon is just a sweet keep spear. If it wasn't for these the oceans would be almost full of spears.

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Catching an Uber black to the bus stop encapsulates how most of us are living.