Daniel 🐝

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[ABNDESIGNS @abndesigns]

Axios is reporting that Trump has escaped the wheel of Samsara

[Caleb Pitts @calebpitts1997]

Homeless guy: Caleb Pitts you will die on August 5th 2023 when a stray bullet flies through your bedroom window and into your neck.

Me [headphones in]: sorry brotha nothin on me

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

"Cap'n! The ship! She cannae take much more!" You don't know that. The ship's never been blown apart before, we have no idea what she can take. Besides, she's called the "Indomitable" not the "Domitable if you shoot us with a few cannons." We do appear to be sinking, though, yes.

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i lowk hate killing innocents but if the dark lord wills it that’s like my job

[Paul's Psychic Artilleryman 🟡🟡🟡🟡🛰️🟡 @ironcrakka]

i thought it was a really bold choice to have the mandalorian and grogu end with din strangling baby yoda to death while baby yoda repeatedly hammers the "no" button on his speak-n-spell, and he hits the "i love you" button as the light leaves his eyes

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Getting kicked off Jeopardy! for repeatedly making the throat slitting motion with my hand every time time I get a question right or wrong

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

What’s good playboy

[Daniel 🐝 @BatmoBeals]

@BillRatchet

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

our pasta is measured in centuries, call that penne gesserit

[Daily American Dad Clips @dailyamdad]

Day 636
S8 E9 - The Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

Irish Zionism

[Amanda Knox @amandaknox]

This is essentially how my trial went.

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

“I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Clavicular get brutally frame mogged by an ASU frat leader. I watched Baby Gronk rizz up Livvy Dunne. Ape holders use multiple slurp juices on a single ape. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.”

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

I must feel so good as a morally grey detective to check into a seedy hotel room and have a blinking neon sign directly outside your window

[Howard Leader @HowardLeaderman]

"I would have nominated Sinners a 17th time"

[Maia @maiamindel]

2045: chloe zhao oscar bait movie about obama called obamna

(on the nature of daylight plays) uhhhhh.... (music swells)... let me (crescendo)... be clear

THE END

[Emily Eby French @emilyebytx]

Reading 11/22/63 by Stephen King and the best part is how often our narrator says “Derry is an evil town with cruelty in its water and rot at its core, but it’s still not as bad as Dallas”

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

The other reindeer describing Rudolph