Homeless guy: Caleb Pitts you will die on August 5th 2023 when a stray bullet flies through your bedroom window and into your neck.
Me [headphones in]: sorry brotha nothin on me
"Cap'n! The ship! She cannae take much more!" You don't know that. The ship's never been blown apart before, we have no idea what she can take. Besides, she's called the "Indomitable" not the "Domitable if you shoot us with a few cannons." We do appear to be sinking, though, yes.
i thought it was a really bold choice to have the mandalorian and grogu end with din strangling baby yoda to death while baby yoda repeatedly hammers the "no" button on his speak-n-spell, and he hits the "i love you" button as the light leaves his eyes
“I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Clavicular get brutally frame mogged by an ASU frat leader. I watched Baby Gronk rizz up Livvy Dunne. Ape holders use multiple slurp juices on a single ape. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.”
2045: chloe zhao oscar bait movie about obama called obamna
(on the nature of daylight plays) uhhhhh.... (music swells)... let me (crescendo)... be clear
THE END
Reading 11/22/63 by Stephen King and the best part is how often our narrator says “Derry is an evil town with cruelty in its water and rot at its core, but it’s still not as bad as Dallas”