Old Man Bauer

“But you have heard of me” - Jack Sparrow

[Old Man Bauer @Bauer1544]

To Bauer from Shoenice https://t.co/u6IHsInbyB via @YouTube

[Old Man Bauer @Bauer1544]

@tyler_utz23 Step 1 ✅

[Duane Steinel @DuaneS39]

Bolduc just straight up kicks Krebs

How is he still in the game?

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

You know what to do @BuffaloSabres.

[Old Man Bauer @Bauer1544]

@JackMac @jakemalasek is free

[Old Man Bauer @Bauer1544]

Got slashed in the face by some hero tn so im tweeting from the ER getting stitches but literally what is this soap I used after the game??? 18 in 1??? That’s insane I cannot even think of 18 things I’ve ever washed in my life… we need answers @heatdaddy69420 @J_Swish24

[Old Man Bauer @Bauer1544]

@new_setty @AmherstAleHouse Buddy was sure to get the rack in

[Old Man Bauer @Bauer1544]

@jakemalasek Cannot believe Malasek is a racist pedo lover #UNFOLLOWED

[Old Man Bauer @Bauer1544]

@new_setty Underrated tweet

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@new_setty @NewSettyInc They accidentally give you a kids portion?

[Old Man Bauer @Bauer1544]

@new_setty 100% NUFD either

[Old Man Bauer @Bauer1544]

Embarrassing that this loser lives in Buffalo. You’re a grown man chasing and harassing an athlete for a signature.

By the way this is the same lunatic that think the Browns intentionally went under when most public money was on the under 🤣🤣🤣https://t.co/cTV3MxyQIO

[Behold A Pale Horse @BeholdPaleH0rse]

Connor Bedard of the NHL Chicago Blackhawks shows zero humanity to this guy in what would have taken 2 seconds to be a decent person. These sellouts are just under a lot of pressure right now, and not at peace. #NHL #bedard

[Old Man Bauer @Bauer1544]

@new_setty This team is so poopy

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

Just remember you’re a 24 year old dude. Who cares that you were born in the mid 1990s. You’re still 24. Don’t listen to the fake news saying you’re some crazy age like 29, 30, or 31.

[Old Man Bauer @Bauer1544]

@heatdaddy69420 Low waist big time back. Personally It tickles me a lil different below the waist. Bring back a lil thong show and I might be drooling a snail trail through the clubs

[Old Man Bauer @Bauer1544]

@heatdaddy69420 Straight to the strip club. Pedal on the right the whole way, Paul walker mode right through the front door.

[Old Man Bauer @Bauer1544]

@heatdaddy69420 Tbh you sent me like $60 in beer and Latina money once after you got a huge payout from all your monetized tweets so kinda broke even… also I’m on a plane rn back to the promised land (Buffalo) and my pilot is speeding up while we’re suppose to be landing… what’s up with that?

[Old Man Bauer @Bauer1544]

I have a formal inquiry for @heatdaddy69420 … i don’t really use this account much anymore but I come on here today to tweet at you and see this. I have been subbed to you since day 1. That’s at least $69 that I’m happy to give in support of the dream. Why not just keep it going

[Old Man Bauer @Bauer1544]

In Atlanta they don’t tuck chins they

@heatdaddy69420 @J_Swish24

[Old Man Bauer @Bauer1544]

@burtonernny Can burner twitters stop talking about my chick

[Old Man Bauer @Bauer1544]

@DuaneS39 @craigrivet52 @AfterLeWhistle Potentially worst take of all time. You think they were having too much fun? Are you watching the right team? There is zero fun happening.

JJ had had close to the same stat line as tage, maybe we need more guys going out and having fun and we might attract a free agent for once