Despresso

I come here js to rant & write my unprocessed thoughts

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Maturity is realising that whoever you marry, you won't be their first love. We all belong to a heartbroken generation and most of us were unlucky in love. So the la la land of "I'll marry the one, who's first love is me" doesn't exist in real world.

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@PoltclCassandra Audionic always

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@butlerspasta @GgrimReaperrr You are my personal entertainer and ragebaiter

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@IqraThePoet Every aside, i want those glassesssss 😍😍😍😍😍

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@butlerspasta Ive seen you in those days, you are my brave baby

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I can't be the only one who thinks every house has its own distinct smell, and it tells you a lot about the resident's mindset and hygiene.

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This tweet reached baba and he called me and said, "ye kaam dekhlo apnay, idhar facebook tak pohanch gai ho"

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My 50% convos with baba is "ye gold anklet lay k dain", "ye diamond ring order krdain", "itny paisy acc me bhej dain" etc. This one time baba sneezed while I was in hostel, my sister said, "baba apko koi yaad kr rha hai" abba immediately replied, "bs dua kro, Samia na kr rhi ho"

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@Pakistani_dil_s Valid enough

[Despresso @baybus_bunny]

My 50% convos with baba is "ye gold anklet lay k dain", "ye diamond ring order krdain", "itny paisy acc me bhej dain" etc. This one time baba sneezed while I was in hostel, my sister said, "baba apko koi yaad kr rha hai" abba immediately replied, "bs dua kro, Samia na kr rhi ho"

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@IqraThePoet You are my fav also ♥️

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I've seen people suffer after hurting me, so when i say I'm Allah's fav, believe me!

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@butlerspasta My baba calls me "army" saying hmara 80% budget kha jati hai ye larki 😭

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@Hanhanwomen He is soooooo savageeee

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@butlerspasta Yes 😔

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@butlerspasta @44siim Me when you js some days ago

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@butlerspasta Im this close to try this combo

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Telling your man about even a minor argument you had with your friend is basically preparing him to hate them forever. No matter how much time passes, he'll always be ready to cut ties with them js bcz they dared to upset his wife 5 years ago.
Bro, CALM DOWN!!!!

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@butlerspasta @manH4TERRR Very random stuff, that too whole night. That's why you are mine

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@softlywilted Do it, its totally worth it bs banda acha choose krna

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@SaharRao13 I dont want mine one to end pls