Baz Watson

2nd Dan Film & TV enthusiast with a severe fondness for hockey and Olympic updates.

[Baz Watson @BazWatson]

@Red_on_Bottom Marner and awareness in the same sentence. Oh boy, this tweet be getting views!

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@reporterchris Always struggle with this sort of stat. Nearly 37 minutes of gametime for him to score a hat-trick. 15 minutes or so for individual TOI.

From first to third goal, sure. But “fastest hat trick ever” should be something that happens in the first period.

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@_onlyscott Invest the $100 in stocks and shares. No matter which 3 you pick, pretty much guaranteed to lose to a team of 11.

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@TorontoMarlies Damn guys, some people only use this account to stay up to date. A little beat of easing in to this score would’ve been nice.

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@DownGoesBrown The high percentage of the replies missing the gold in this tweet is delightful.

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@BigDDvibes Jamie Carragher if we’re including his testimonial.

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@BellaBaddie__ Because Gen Z doesn’t have $830bn on them.

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@WrestleOps No @DanhausenAD.
No @KitWilson_PD.
No @WWEGable.
No interest.

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@KitWilson_PD My partner made it very clear to me that she was off her period and had shaved her legs before going to bed. Nonetheless I stayed downstairs to watch this match first. Best elbow in the biz, worth the risk!

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@jwpmckinnon @DownGoesBrown You’ll be amazed what a bit of therapy can do. Treat yourself.

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@DanhausenAD Srill think you should do this move to the crotch. You’re welcome, I’ll take 10% commission on your human money earnings.

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And now I’m halfway through Tron Ares, and whilst I appreciate the Vancouver filming locations and bikes exploding, what a load of otherwise shite. I am amused that a $220m production uses the same cheap location tricks as Arrow had to settle for.

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What a horribly underrated film Nightbitch is. Pretty funny, and an argument can be had with mothers on whether it is a horror or not. First time I’ve seen a film rated below 6.0 on IMDb (5.5) that’s actually good. I’m gonna have to blame that on male voters not getting it.

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@Steve_Dangle Marlies didn’t outshoot Cleveland in any of the 5 games. I *think* they only outshot them in 2 periods all series? Berube would be proud.

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@HarryMaguire93 *”could have”.

Or “could’ve”.

Not “could of”.

I hope I of helped you out during this difficult time.

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@ValeThana @reporterchris Explaining it to the players is no problem, nobody’s in a rush to be replaced.

Now explaining it to the board on the other hand…

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@Steve_Dangle Chayka JUST GOT HERRRRE and has already got a No. 1 Overall pick and fired a coach. Brad can’t even.

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@yungowiee @Steve_Dangle @sdpnsports Even if they can’t get Cassidy, not having Berube might be enough. Goddam those last two years were a hard watch.

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@MapleLeafs @LeafsPR Chayka may not be perfect, but he’s better than Brad at least.

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@ajgPopOf3 @DanhausenAD @KitWilson_PD Pffft, I’m 38 years old and predicted it nearly a week ago. Step your game up, Mac!