Tired@Law

26||he/him. College drama's over. Twitter, on the other hand, is still a top tier drama machine. So, here I stay. In-House Counsel // NLSIU (Batch of 2024)

[Tired@Law @Beard_Pakoda]

After 4 years of being in Law School, facing multiple occasions of mine and others' disability not even being recognized in lieu of "equal treatment" by the college, it feels ecstatic to finally have an official logo for the NLS Diversable Alliance/Disability Support Group!

[Tired@Law @Beard_Pakoda]

@goddamnitwhyy What happened now

[Tired@Law @Beard_Pakoda]

In other news, Palantir is hiring people based on their Valorant rank. Immortal 3s and above only apparently.

[Deepinder Goyal @deepigoyal]

We're recruiting at @temple.

At Temple, we are building the ultimate wearable for elite performance athletes. A device that measures what no other wearable in the world measures, with a level of precision that doesn't exist yet.

To build it, we need people who are obsessive about both the craft and the category. Engineers who are also athletes. People who will wear what they build, and hate it until it's perfect.

Roles we're hiring for:

🟠 Analog Systems Engineers, Electronics Design Engineers
🟠 Embedded Systems Engineers — low-level HW bring-up, embedded signal and image processing, embedded AI
🟠 Design and Validation Engineers — sensors, actuators, battery, antenna, optics
🟠 CMF Engineers, Adhesive Materials Engineers
🟠 Sensor Algorithms Engineers — estimation theory, sensor fusion
🟠 Deep Learning Engineers — ML model development for physiological metrics
🟠 Computational Neuroscientists
🟠 BCI Engineers — real-time EEG/EMG acquisition and processing
🟠 Neural Decoding Researchers — brain activity to semantic mapping
🟠 Computer Vision Engineers — facial microexpression, subvocal muscle detection
🟠 Neuroimaging ML Engineers — multimodal sensor fusion
🟠 Last but not the least, product managers who work through Figma without needing a designer to hold their hand

Important – we are building for people who push their bodies to the edge. We want to be those people, not just serve them. So only people who take fitness seriously, and have body fat <16% (men) and 26% (women) should apply. If you're not there yet but will commit to getting there in three months, you can apply too; but you'll be on probation until you are.

Write to [email protected] with your core skill as the subject line.

Come find your tribe.

[Tired@Law @Beard_Pakoda]

Bro the fucking L I took here is generational.

[Tired@Law @Beard_Pakoda]

Rewatched Qarib Qarib Singlle with her today and, never felt things click this well. From the songs to the jokes to the random rant about paneer biryani, I guess sometimes talking about nothing is more fun than anything. Idk where this'll go, but hoping this feeling stays.

[Tired@Law @Beard_Pakoda]

KCD2 got robbed by the french😔 #gameawards

[Kingdom Come: Deliverance II @KingdomComeRPG]

ggwp @expedition33 😉

[Abijit Ganguly @AbijitG]

Anyone with basic brains can figure out what Indigo did was very intentional. This was not sudden disruption, this was almost a planned strike to strongarm the government into giving it what it wants. What people went through doesn't matter to them, it's just collateral damage. And the fact that govt let this happen is on them. The fact that we essentially have monopolistic/duopolistic situations in so many major sectors is on this Government. But what to do, let's look for ways to blame RaGa on this too.

[Tired@Law @Beard_Pakoda]

@miniidlyluvr Govt sponsored bloatware, pretty much.

[Tired@Law @Beard_Pakoda]

Anyone know of any TTRPG spaces in Whitefield?

[Tired@Law @Beard_Pakoda]

@goddamnitwhyy Ah okay

[Tired@Law @Beard_Pakoda]

@goddamnitwhyy Wait since when was Penguin in bds?

[Tired@Law @Beard_Pakoda]

How tf does ISKON know my birthday? What in the data privacy breach is this bruh

[Tired@Law @Beard_Pakoda]

The office Copilot just gave me details of the jokes I've made with people on Teams while giving a work summary. Well, it was a good run☠️

[Tired@Law @Beard_Pakoda]

@navii_gatorr Ayyy congrats!

[Tired@Law @Beard_Pakoda]

@hurtcobain69 I think prequel might be needed, but some of them are before the new trilogy

[Tired@Law @Beard_Pakoda]

@hurtcobain69 I'd say the shows are worth it, the new trilogy not so much

[Tired@Law @Beard_Pakoda]

All this discourse on twt about who's a doctor and who's not is genuinely making me scared about calling myself a lawyer while being an in-house. Kya pata kab fielding set ho jaaye😞👍

[Tired@Law @Beard_Pakoda]

My god, truly a post that deserves to be in Law School Twitter Hall of Fame.

[vada @aintlaugh]

found the original in my camera roll im cryinj

[Tired@Law @Beard_Pakoda]

@navii_gatorr See, now you're getting it. Yeeeesss, turn to the dark side

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Please stop assuming that too many em dashes means AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!