Mr. Steal Your Doughnuts

If you have doughnuts, imma steal ‘em. Big #GoAvsGo guy. Former radio host, forever husband to the prettiest girl on the planet. Mark Hoppus replied to me once.

[Mr. Steal Your Doughnuts @BEARDO]

One thing I’m realizing more and more is what being a good person should mean.

It should mean being selfless, promoting help instead of hate, lending a hand even if it’s difficult to do so, and really trying to understand your fellow man.

Keep that in mind and be a good person.

[Mr. Steal Your Doughnuts @BEARDO]

@repgabeevans @GovofCO Did you forget part of shortfall is because of the guy in charge who you're taking endorsements from? Did you forget you voted to increase healthcare costs when you approved passage of the OBBB? Did you forget the energy roll backs?

Lyin' Gabe strikes again.

[Mr. Steal Your Doughnuts @BEARDO]

Victor Marx being the Republican nominee for Governor in Colorado is why no one takes that party seriously here and why we'll stray further from being the purple state we used to be.

He is not a serious person, he's a grifter and the Right fell for it.

[Mr. Steal Your Doughnuts @BEARDO]

I've been telling people for awhile that the Trump name has a licensing agreement. Dude is just using the Presidency to cash in on naming rights.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

The following have been dedicated to Trump during his presidency:

— President Donald J. Trump International Airport
— President Donald J. Trump Highway in Florida
— Donald J. Trump United States Institute of Peace
— The Trump-Kennedy Center for Performing Arts
— Trump accounts
— Trump-class battleships
— TrumpRx
— Trump Gold Cards
— The Donald J. Trump Bridge in Tennessee
— Trump-signed US currency
— Trump Passports
— Trump National Parks Passes
— Trump Gold coins from the Commission of Fine Arts
— F-47 Fighter Jets

[Mr. Steal Your Doughnuts @BEARDO]

I want to apologize for upsetting Europeans online the last couple of days. May I provide you with a bottle of Ranch and a Waffle House gift card as a peace offering?

[Mr. Steal Your Doughnuts @BEARDO]

@Stewwands It already was wasted money. The nuggets gave him the extra kicker at the beginning of last season and then didn't play him.

At this point they might as well have never traded for him and just let him play in Greece last year.

[Mr. Steal Your Doughnuts @BEARDO]

Not getting SOMETHING in a trade seems kind of wild here if multiple teams have interest. Once again, Denver is figuring out depth pieces. OOF

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

The Denver Nuggets are waiving veteran center Jonas Valanciunas, sources tell ESPN. Valanciunas is expected to receive interest from multiple NBA teams.

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

One thing to do today… search my name on Google 😉

[Mr. Steal Your Doughnuts @BEARDO]

You know what, haters already think you’re strange. Lean into it.

[Mr. Steal Your Doughnuts @BEARDO]

@Stewwands That’s if they knew he’d be waived over traded though. It feels like the Nuggets could have pulled this trigger before the draft. Granted I’m not a GM but they were able to ship out Saric last year and Val still has minutes in him.

[Mr. Steal Your Doughnuts @BEARDO]

@Thementalhibees Feel free to browse my timeline, or most American's timelines and see how often they tweet about soccer unless it's the World Cup or Olympics.

[Mr. Steal Your Doughnuts @BEARDO]

It’s been fun watching Europeans trash talk Americans online because the #USMNT lost. They may be overestimating how much most of this country cares about this sport by a bit.

[Mr. Steal Your Doughnuts @BEARDO]

@WGraeve A lot of good that did, stupid 😂

[Mr. Steal Your Doughnuts @BEARDO]

@MarnerMuffin @sjaak328 Uh...America has 20 Olympic Medals, and a combined 22 FIBA Tournament medals in Basketball.

[Mr. Steal Your Doughnuts @BEARDO]

@LiberalBang Yes, we cared about the World Cup. I said "care about the sport," which outside of the World Cup, we largely don't.

[Mr. Steal Your Doughnuts @BEARDO]

@nrves_ "more focus" gets said after every world cup. Part of the problem might actually be the other big American sports. There is so much money put into them that we just don't bother to foster great American soccer players. The MLS sort of feels like that's as far as we'll go.

[Mr. Steal Your Doughnuts @BEARDO]

@Tyler2459 I never once have claimed to be an expert on this sport.

[Mr. Steal Your Doughnuts @BEARDO]

@Masell_Bt Because it's the point of Twitter?

[Mr. Steal Your Doughnuts @BEARDO]

@Tearitdown26 I didn't say they were mediocre athletes, I said we don't care about the particular sport. But I mean, the team also isn't good.

[Mr. Steal Your Doughnuts @BEARDO]

@radiohead24 Yes one game in a major global tournament when 3 of 4 of our major sports aren't in season.

[Mr. Steal Your Doughnuts @BEARDO]

@nrves_ "It's been fun..."

Yeah definitely welling up over here.

[Mr. Steal Your Doughnuts @BEARDO]

@markthe99915842 And I started my tweet by saying that's the fun bit