DJ Beardsall

Collapsing all the wrong wavefunctions since 1984. Pithy, almost to the point of taking the pith. He/they. Milk and two, please.

[DJ Beardsall @Beardy]

@courtenaymanx You’re a fucking idiot.

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Fun fact @IKEAUK - skirting boards exist!

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@cezthesocialist Oh love that for him

[SavageKid @SavageKid5027]

we need to start destroying ai centers like the mako reactor from ff7

[Sir Norman of Nowhere. 🏴‍☠️ @Normanjam67]

A new name for the working class, 'lower-value human capital'.
They don't give a shit about you and your family.

[Internet of Shit @internetofshit]

you mean the AI that constantly gets basic shit like “is Starbucks open today” wrong is going to be the default??? am i taking crazy pills????

[Dyylas @DylanDyylas]

being a deadbeat father "killed" his relationship with his daughter

[DJ Beardsall @Beardy]

@SEGA Mania, Generations, Forces, 2.

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@robowyd Stolen ancient tweet. 🚮

[kate @leftinista]

What can Keir Starmer do about the uneven charging of AirPods

[🎨Artsy M*rxist 🎨 (commissions closed) @ArtsyMarx1st]

once ppl exhibit symptoms of uncontrolled mental illness bc they cant access their meds, the US gov will use it as an excuse to jail them and put them in asylums

[DJ Beardsall @Beardy]

@RichardDawkins You’re a fucking idiot then. But we knew this.

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@PapaYodaRyzen He’s not going to fuck you.

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@Timmysofine This is so gross on so many different levels.

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@BethesdaStudios Absolutely pointless. Nobody wants this.

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@Marcodmeatball If you weren’t already married I would wife you this instant

[👑🐔KG🐔👑 @XxiKGixX]

Apparently, it has a 30-day limit

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@loomdoop The way I would take several of these…

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@Marcodmeatball You are cute. Hope that helps.

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@GianmarcoSoresi Thank you thank you thank you for doing a good spread of locations!