Lance Lee

Texas Tech 2024

[Lance Lee @Beastlee12]

@egoraptor

[Lance Lee @Beastlee12]

So... I think my account got hacked? I couldn’t access it for a few months and now that I can log in there were tweets I never made. Sorry about that

[zee @Blun_Z]

can we talk about how Kirby is the definitive mvp of Smash

[Hadie Mart @CostcoRiceBag]

IS IT JUST ME, OR DID I JUST PULL OFF THE GREATEST TWITTER SCHEME OF ALL TIME?????

Read the first word of my tweets to find out....

[Dabuz @DabuzSenpai]

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[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I am joining the Golden State Warriors.

[🇵🇸 friendbow.bsky.social @friendbow]

hi everyone, chuck e. cheeses full name is “charles entertainment cheese,” and he canonically has dead parents

[playonsunday @play_on_sunday]

Nick Foles is the first back up QB to win the Super Bowl AND S.B. MVP since...

Tom Brady.

Poetry.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

People who are wrong are just as sure you are wrong as you are sure they are wrong. The only difference is, they're wrong.

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

In sorry, the old Taylor can't come to the phone right now
Why?
OH
Because rebranding is important for boosting sales and relevance

[The Grind @asesecafe]

Come to The Morning Fix, Thursday the 24th!! Coffee, Dr. Pepper and more! Opens at 7:30am, tell your friends! :)

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

How many of you knew this one already

[Lance Lee @Beastlee12]

It's one of those days

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure,it's not your fault

[som @sam__db]

Since they deleted it............

[Lance Lee @Beastlee12]

@alpharadtv why does every country need their own special currency? Make Earthos, like Euros but for Earth

[Humor @HumorTV__]

11,000 people voted for Harambe this election.

Way to go, America

[Lance Lee @Beastlee12]

@Ronzell_ dude that sucks