Becky Schwarz

emotionally overqualified. chronically unbothered (except when not). formerly devout, now fueled by sarcasm & spite. dv survivor. chronic illness sufferer

[Becky Schwarz @beccalizz]

this is your warning, written in plain language:
history is not waiting to see what you believe — it is watching what you tolerate.

[Becky Schwarz @beccalizz]

@emilykmay these are the same people who ruined disney’s access services by using it to avoid lines and now it’s extremely limited and requires proof.

like. not only is it very normal to have provide proof of something - we often have to do it bc people abuse it otherwise !

[Becky Schwarz @beccalizz]

tell me why i feel the ancestral awakening of the caw of the bald eagle when i think about the world cup and all these bitch ass europeans finally understanding that a heat wave is not 23 degrees and we weren’t fucking around when we said you can’t walk to metlife stadium.

[Becky Schwarz @beccalizz]

i’m being absolutely serious when i say i have worried about what my life expectancy and quality of life will be when my parents are gone bc of things like this.

i became disabled later in life. had to return home. now i live with my aging parents wondering who is caring for who

[emily may @emilykmay]

it would be a lot less scary having a disabled kid in America if you knew that there were high quality and affordable long-term residential care options for them when they were adults.

[Becky Schwarz @beccalizz]

@HonestYPTweets it would be considered more of a stretch for me to flex my little toe than it would be to make that comparison. you cannot be serious.

[Becky Schwarz @beccalizz]

@kaylajohnsonatl kayla im laughing so hard

[Becky Schwarz @beccalizz]

NOT NOW TMZ. i am dealing with the rape academy reveal today

[TMZ @TMZ]

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Cut Penis off Raccoon https://t.co/hfSjc6TGs9

[Becky Schwarz @beccalizz]

@emilykmay i know it’s not funny but this made me laugh so hard. omg.

[Becky Schwarz @beccalizz]

@_6signxxx i have never seen someone twerk and their ass move so little. this has to be a record or something. that was like a freeze frame.

[Becky Schwarz @beccalizz]

@snoopysrozanov to be fair…i don’t think the hr check even paid for his flight home from the cottage 😂 they had hopes and dreams at that point

[Becky Schwarz @beccalizz]

guys these are totally different things. i PROMISE.

the white plastic body and the black face mask/visor doesn’t look like anything we’ve seen in dystopian media before !!

[Becky Schwarz @beccalizz]

@emilykmay @allie__voss @justalexoki you’ve seen my boobs. i still almost never wear a bra. 😂😂

[Becky Schwarz @beccalizz]

@Mooglet1 @kaylajohnsonatl @emilykmay idk if you know this but weddings are crazy expensive ! i’m not about to have any expectations towards them spending more ??? i don’t even expect other people to help with this. i just have friends on here who know them and know me and know how important they are to me. that’s it

[Becky Schwarz @beccalizz]

@Kelsey_M_Meyer omg you are so kind ! i don’t have anything other than a paypal right now. that’s linked to my email [email protected].

but there’s absolutely no worries if that doesn’t work! i’m locked out of my venmo currently or i’d be using it. i have time still to save & work tho

[Becky Schwarz @beccalizz]

@rorythenomad @emilykmay @kaylajohnsonatl the raleigh route for emily’s weekend are pretty cheap! so that’s def on my radar. the atlanta one is $221 round trip. which is better than most but im hoping to find something a little better. bc laguardia is a delta hub and so is atlanta and i’ve gotten tickets for cheap before

[Becky Schwarz @beccalizz]

@emilykmay i know this isn’t the point but those babies are sleeping so his holding them is a decision he’s made to seem busier than he is and i think that says a whole lot lolol

[New York Islanders @NYIslanders]

MATTHEW SCHAEFER IS A NEW YORK ISLANDER.

[Becky Schwarz @beccalizz]

@emilykmay who gave you this copy of my memoir

[Becky Schwarz @beccalizz]

@DejaRu22 no. but i have seen men who are so incredibly hot and then they open their stupid mouth and ruin it. that shit happens all the time.

[Becky Schwarz @beccalizz]

“misandry is bad”

we actually aren’t mean enough to men. bc how is THIS the man saying he prefers women who are into crossfit and it’s being said to THIS woman?!?!!

we need to be so much meaner so they never have the fucking confidence to have that level of audacity EVER AGAIN.