bully: hahaha you’re missing your two front teeth
phainon: yep! and that’s how growing up works!
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bully: your hair looks bad
mydei: ?
phainon: *materializing from thin air* KYS
mydei: ??? there’s no need to go that far, he was simply commenting.
Post amphoreus fic where Mydei gets nikador wings & phainon tries to help him learn to take care of them but he also never paid much attention to his own divine wings during the cycles so it’s 2 idiots fumbling through wing care while the tribios stare judgementally
i normally don't write it but what if arranged marriage phaidei au except neither phainon nor mydei know who mydei is engaged to, phainon is just the assigned knight escort as per the Kremnos/Okhema treaty...