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Normal is boring!//You are either on my side, by my side, or in my f*cking way. Choose wisely.//follow I'll follow back.

[_THE STORY TELLER_🇰🇪 @Berrickl]

Nilikuwa queue supermarket.

Msee mbele yangu alikuwa akihesabu coins kulipa.

Akiwa stressed sana.

Simu yake ikaring.

Akaanza kusema:

"Bro, siwezi toka leo na Porsche, nitachukua tu BMW."

Nilijua maisha ya social media ni tofauti. 😂

[_THE STORY TELLER_🇰🇪 @Berrickl]

Kuna watu hawakupendi, lakini wakiona post zako ndio wa kwanza kuona😂

[_THE STORY TELLER_🇰🇪 @Berrickl]

The older you get, the more you realize being at home is a luxury

[_THE STORY TELLER_🇰🇪 @Berrickl]

Watu wengi hawachelewi. Wanaishi tu in a different timezone

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Growing up is realizing your parents were right about almost everything

[_THE STORY TELLER_🇰🇪 @Berrickl]

Jana niliona msee akibuy nguo mpya.
Akapost status:
"God did 🙏"
Nikakumbuka jana tu alikuwa ananiuliza kama naweza mtumia fare.
Maisha ni content. 😂

[_THE STORY TELLER_🇰🇪 @Berrickl]

Nobody is busy. We just reply according to priority😂

[_THE STORY TELLER_🇰🇪 @Berrickl]

Kuna friendship zingine zinasurvive kupitia memes pekee

[_THE STORY TELLER_🇰🇪 @Berrickl]

Simu ikiwa 100%, maisha ni mazuri. Ikifika 15%, ghafla unakuwa engineer wa battery

[_THE STORY TELLER_🇰🇪 @Berrickl]

Nimefika age ya kutoka nje lazima nijiulize:
"Hii shughuli itanirudishia pesa kweli?"

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@_fwambui Weuh😅fb

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@awscloud @OpenAI Amazing😍

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@tobiflamme Fb

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Every purchase feels reasonable until all the purchases meet each other in the bank statement😂

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The fastest way to spend money is to convince yourself you deserve a little treat

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Sometimes I open my M-Pesa statement not to track expenses but to investigate a crime 😂

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The economy is so tough that before buying anything, I first imagine life without it

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Nobody prepares you for the stress of seeing "M-Pesa message received" then realizing it's from Safaricom

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@abigchelaa Fb

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