✩『𝔸𝕤𝕦𝕜𝕒 𝕃𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝕪 𝕊𝕠𝕣𝕪𝕦』✩

“Have You Ever Heard Of Candice, Shinji?” // Asuka Langley Soryu Parody // WIP // Run By

[✩『𝔸𝕤𝕦𝕜𝕒 𝕃𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝕪 𝕊𝕠𝕣𝕪𝕦』✩ @Best2ndChild]

Hey Shinji ever hear of Mind Goblin

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[Asuka Langley Soryu @PilotSoryu]

GO MY LEGION

[✩『𝔸𝕤𝕦𝕜𝕒 𝕃𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝕪 𝕊𝕠𝕣𝕪𝕦』✩ @Best2ndChild]

@Anah0riShim0n // Hey.

[『𝐆𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐄』 @48THM4STER]

https://t.co/UcorjLyhRp

I lowkey had enough. I'm usually a nice person and I'll keep this all in but I am genuinely tired

If any NSFW accs like, retweet and/or follow me you will be pinged and I will call you out here in public

Don't like that? Don't interact

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[✩『𝔸𝕤𝕦𝕜𝕒 𝕃𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝕪 𝕊𝕠𝕣𝕪𝕦』✩ @Best2ndChild]

Felt silly

[『𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐉𝐈 𝐈𝐊𝐀𝐑𝐈』 @TH1RDCH1LDEVA]

"Why're you staring at me like that asuka. . . It's scary"

[✩『𝔸𝕤𝕦𝕜𝕒 𝕃𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝕪 𝕊𝕠𝕣𝕪𝕦』✩ @Best2ndChild]

I got one of you today. I'm happy with that regardless.

[Ikari Shinji @BakaShinjiEVA01]

Nope. Not falling for that.

[✩『𝔸𝕤𝕦𝕜𝕒 𝕃𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝕪 𝕊𝕠𝕣𝕪𝕦』✩ @Best2ndChild]

“And stop starin' at me with them big ol' eyes!” looking ass

[✩『𝔸𝕤𝕦𝕜𝕒 𝕃𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝕪 𝕊𝕠𝕣𝕪𝕦』✩ @Best2ndChild]

*a bit later. . .*

Fine. I guess that was clever. Well played, Shinji.

[✩『𝔸𝕤𝕦𝕜𝕒 𝕃𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝕪 𝕊𝕠𝕣𝕪𝕦』✩ @Best2ndChild]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU—

[ᔕᕼIᑎᒍI IKᗩᖇI @MaybeShinjiIkar]

Oh you know what, I could probably get my friend Dee to deliver the tulips instead of Cupma United. Maybe she could even get us two tickets for the next Imagine Dragons concert..

Then you could hava Bofa this time.... BOFA THESE NUTS IN YO MOUTH.

𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐎𝐍 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐀!

[✩『𝔸𝕤𝕦𝕜𝕒 𝕃𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝕪 𝕊𝕠𝕣𝕪𝕦』✩ @Best2ndChild]

@MaybeShinjiIkar No- it was part of the chain, Shinji- you're fine.

[✩『𝔸𝕤𝕦𝕜𝕒 𝕃𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝕪 𝕊𝕠𝕣𝕪𝕦』✩ @Best2ndChild]

No, they must've gotten lost, I'd blame the mail. Cupma United is horrible for that.

[ᔕᕼIᑎᒍI IKᗩᖇI @MaybeShinjiIkar]

It was quite the two for one.

Speaking of that, did you get the tulips I sent to your room?

[✩『𝔸𝕤𝕦𝕜𝕒 𝕃𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝕪 𝕊𝕠𝕣𝕪𝕦』✩ @Best2ndChild]

Really? I heard there was only gonna be a special deal for hava.

[ᔕᕼIᑎᒍI IKᗩᖇI @MaybeShinjiIkar]

Luckily it was just pudding instead, it was a special deal apparently.

[Chihiro Rokuhira @EnchantedSon_]

ASUKA-

[✩『𝔸𝕤𝕦𝕜𝕒 𝕃𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝕪 𝕊𝕠𝕣𝕪𝕦』✩ @Best2ndChild]

Thanks Izuku, you're the best!

[Chihiro Rokuhira @EnchantedSon_]

Oh sure. What is i-

Oh no….

[✩『𝔸𝕤𝕦𝕜𝕒 𝕃𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝕪 𝕊𝕠𝕣𝕪𝕦』✩ @Best2ndChild]

I heard that bofa products might be infected with ligma, are you sure?

[ᔕᕼIᑎᒍI IKᗩᖇI @MaybeShinjiIkar]

It was quite nice, you should've went with me, there was bofa there.

[✩『𝔸𝕤𝕦𝕜𝕒 𝕃𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝕪 𝕊𝕠𝕣𝕪𝕦』✩ @Best2ndChild]

Haha, great one. Now that we're even, mind holding something for me? I'm pretty tired after an Eva excursion.

[Chihiro Rokuhira @EnchantedSon_]

Yeah. I got a source!

My nuts!

[✩『𝔸𝕤𝕦𝕜𝕒 𝕃𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝕪 𝕊𝕠𝕣𝕪𝕦』✩ @Best2ndChild]

You got a source for that?

[Chihiro Rokuhira @EnchantedSon_]

No it wasn’t.

[✩『𝔸𝕤𝕦𝕜𝕒 𝕃𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝕪 𝕊𝕠𝕣𝕪𝕦』✩ @Best2ndChild]

You're right, Izuku. It was hilarious.

[Chihiro Rokuhira @EnchantedSon_]

That wasn’t funny Asuka.