Naughtygirlthoughts

If you just smile and behave you can always get your way...

[Naughtygirlthoughts @betchythoughts]

I'm about to throw the biggest bitch fit in history.

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Why yes your big truck does make up for the fact that you never finished highschool. #not

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Oh go learn how to spell or something.

[Naughtygirlthoughts @betchythoughts]

Social networking reminds me of why I left that town...you have to have a low iq or be pregnant before 20 to fit in.

[Naughtygirlthoughts @betchythoughts]

If ignorance is bliss, shouldn't you be a happier person?

[Naughtygirlthoughts @betchythoughts]

If darwins theory about only the fittest surviving is true then I dont see you or your ignorant kids making it much longer with my family

[Naughtygirlthoughts @betchythoughts]

Your southern drawl isn't attractive. You just sound illiterate and slightly retarded. And I kinda think you are.

[Naughtygirlthoughts @betchythoughts]

@betchythoughts *you're ugly.

[Naughtygirlthoughts @betchythoughts]

Youve dated one girl your entire life you got kicked out of school and your test scores are pathetic. And your ugly. And jobless. #winner

[Naughtygirlthoughts @betchythoughts]

Seriously HATE sleeping alone in this apt. Taking applications for a temporary cuddle buddy. Must leave when I wake up in the morning.

[Naughtygirlthoughts @betchythoughts]

Long hot shower, deep conditioning on my hair, wine, and teen mom. I'm actually perfectly content with this.

[Naughtygirlthoughts @betchythoughts]

My nickname is Rhompus. That means I have a good ass.

[Naughtygirlthoughts @betchythoughts]

I may be shallow, but those abs are perfect.

[Naughtygirlthoughts @betchythoughts]

There are so many things wrong with me. Thank God people can't hear what I'm thinking.

[Naughtygirlthoughts @betchythoughts]

If I see another sappy country song lyrics tweet on my timeline I'm going to swan dive off a cliff.

[Jan Short @_ThtBlondeBitch]

a good cry is necessary once in awhile.

[Naughtygirlthoughts @betchythoughts]

Annoyed.

[Naughtygirlthoughts @betchythoughts]

#mylastwordsbeforeIdie bring me a cold beer

[Naughtygirlthoughts @betchythoughts]

I'm going to strangle somebody at some point today.

[Naughtygirlthoughts @betchythoughts]

But everytime I try to tell him how I feel it comes out "I love beer, I do" #countrysongremix