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criminal defense attorney by day. to help me help @kenklippenstein in my spare time go here:

[beth @bethbourdon]

someone dm’d me to ask if i am morty’s mom (beth smith) and oh my god

[beth @bethbourdon]

when you lose your bottom bitch

[איתמר בן גביר @itamarbengvir]

Today, Israel has lost one of its greatest friends.

Senator Lindsey Graham stood with Israel not because it was easy, but because he believed it was right. His unwavering support, courage, and moral clarity earned him the admiration of millions of Israelis.

The State of Israel will always remember his friendship, his unwavering support, and his steadfast commitment to Israel’s security.

Heartfelt condolences to his family and to the American people.

May his memory be a blessing.
🇮🇱💔🇺🇸

[beth @bethbourdon]

lmao

[beth @bethbourdon]

@RCEY28 i learned to drive with a stick shift and had several cars that were stick. this video is not a real person driving stick.

[beth @bethbourdon]

@AngelaBelcamino enjoy being unable to vote in any primaries since you’re not a member of either party

[beth @bethbourdon]

@DavidBradley34 we were discussing MAINE and IRAN and MITCH and all the current events

[beth @bethbourdon]

the senator from south carolina, lindsey graham, is not dead. i just talked to lindsey for about 20 minutes.

[beth @bethbourdon]

@TheNotoriousMMA i like how you kept whiffing and taking yourself to the ground in the process. excellent form, sir.

[beth @bethbourdon]

@kenklippenstein flip that shit and give us someone who is 87

[beth @bethbourdon]

@thebuckeye8 no it can’t have! i get to use it for a new person

[beth @bethbourdon]

@thedoogfather @jennelizabethj queen behavior

[beth @bethbourdon]

@libsoftiktok @fortworthpd idk if it's illegal for them to block you online or not, but please do not put me in this kind of situation where i want to side with the police

[beth @bethbourdon]

@atensnut you're such a gullible mark lmfao

[beth @bethbourdon]

@HinochiVT @77WABCradio everyone lies. i bet you do as well. i'm merely stating what he said in response to someone else trying to get raises.

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

You’re all gonna feel really stupid when Mitch returns to the senate with an amazing BBL

[beth @bethbourdon]

@IanJaeger29 i love how much he makes all you babies cry

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@Lubchansky oh that's super cool

[beth @bethbourdon]

@EYakoby what i have noticed about NYT is that when other outlets report on something first, NYT takes several days to write a more in depth article to set themselves apart since they weren't first

[beth @bethbourdon]

@nicksortor your side needs to pick a lane and stay in it. some of you are accusing tyler robinson, and some of you are accusing his roommate lance twiggs for some reason (with video that's allegedly from a 2025 reno hotel shooting suspect)