Bethany Bloom doesn't need a sword but wants one

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[Bethany Bloom doesn't need a sword but wants one @BethanyBWriter]

This is long, and I’m sorry about that. But please read.

Well, I was going to promote the release of the third and final book in my #erotica Ork series, but right now I need to get something off my chest. 1/

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Yes, especially when I made them out of molehills and now everyone is pissed

[E.L. Chandler @ElChandler]

Do you like mountains?

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@BrandonMorehous

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Emory you NEED to stop using "twt" because now that you're my nemesis the first thing I do when the edibles kick in is check your account and then I snort spindrift through my nose and it fucking hurts you doink

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@Softapocalypses Oh hey, I recognize me. This is me 🤣

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*twitch*

I have the physical and mental scars and therapy (both past and future) to prove it

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@WritingYogi

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@xmayafayex 💛

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@AnthonyjDepaola @TheReturnOfMako @iamAtheistGirl I just call it stroking the kitty. My Mexican neighbor's nice, but no reason to bring him into it, I'm kind of on an Olivia Ponton kick right now but whatever "abuses your own demon" my dude

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You misspelled weed

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@iamAtheistGirl

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Angelinos forgets how to drive. Especially me.

[Wendi M. Lindenmuth MPH, Author. Artist. Editor 💙 @LindenmuthWendi]

What always happens when it rains?

[Bethany Bloom doesn't need a sword but wants one @BethanyBWriter]

@Lovecraft13 Sometimes. Y?

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"Ma'am, you can't bring food in here"
"This is my therapy taco"

[Ginger.Lee @GingerleeXOXO]

Me as a therapist: you need a hobby and a taco

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@theoneginevra Trying to convince myself to get busy outlining

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@Indabuilding06 @AlexaSommers @iamAtheistGirl If your god exists, he's responsible for some pretty fucked up shit. And he's offended by THAT? It's like your lord and savior isn't worthy of fuck all. You should think long and hard about that. You won't, but you should

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Get in, losers, we're going for recreational abortions

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This idiot just straight-up trying to kill women

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@_M3GS__ We have founding daddy issues

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I'm gonna find someone who owns a printer and print this because yeah

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@HunterEAmbrose Yeah guys, just normal pushups are fine. Ima just sit here enjoying my Fresca and Funyuns watching you and your normal pushups