Beyond Human

I'm alive.

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@UndercoverMrJ @slulay2 @GKMC18 Get help

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@JLester31 Still very excited to see what you and @Jarrieta34 both dominating the NL Central with @JasonDHammel and @kylehendricks28

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@JLester31 thank you so much! Can't wait to see you pitch for the Cubs. You've made my day!

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@BuzzFeed how about nobody automatically assume guilt or innocence and just let the facts come forward?

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@thekapman What's this I hear about the Cubs luring Ross Gload out of retirement and turning him into a starting pitcher?

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@thekapman how can someone everyone thinks is terrible be overrated? Overpaid? Yes.

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@DavidKoechner @RollingStone I agree, bad timin, but rape is something that, IMO should carry everything murder does for sentencing.

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@DavidKoechner @RollingStone I'm anonviolent, but I do feel that if you rape, you should die. That's the exception to the rule for me.

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Wow, Starlin Castro can really sing! #SNL

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@meshuggadaddy @BestFansStLouis The fanbase that keeps on giving, proving the moniker wrong.

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@PSchrags I lived in Freehold in '86 - '88, and my neighbor had the same name. My name is Matt, and my older brother is Brad. Was that you?

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@thekapman @sbac825 @WGNRadio it's all just a way for fans to feel like they actually influence what's going on, and it's insane.

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@normmacdonald I'm agnostic myself, but please pray to whoever, whenever you want. Screw anyone who has a problem with it.

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I actually feel like I'm a better person than people going after Starlin Castro right now, let's have some common sense.

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@thekapman @jefe24dq jefe's 100% right. First mental gaffe in a year, Rizzo's had at least 2 since then.

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@DaveMakes Who needs dairy when you have meat on a stick?

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@JordanBernfield @ricktelander how will you spin that as a negative?

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I believe Jay Cutler is now 1-1 throwing at Richard Sherman.

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@swirsk054 Jiri Welsch was one of my favorites in NBA Live 2003

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