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me: how far is the uber
husband: $22

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shit my husband says: "there's nothing worse than a right wife"

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our plans are measured in centuries

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shit my husband says: "you were saved"

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shit my husband says: “his computer science education has ruined his critical thinking skills”

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shit my husband says: “the child is an mev bot”

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shit my husband says: “twitter is an incomplete education”

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shit my husband says: “so many good internet things i find on the internet”

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shit my husband says: “i hate the inverse scroll, what are you a fucking pilot”

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shit my husband says: “now that we’ve been watching house, i think every crazy person i meet has neurosyphilis”

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shit my husband says: “unconscious coupling? that’s just called alcohol”

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shit my husband says: “i’m ready for ai to be over”

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shit my husband says: “i’m ready for alcohol to be good for you again”

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shit my husband says: “maybe every time i feel sleepy i should eat something spicy”

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shit my husband says: “i see wife is now in her manual labor arc”

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shir my husband says: “this is the wimbledon snack!”

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shit my husband says: “but is my wife ever really a lay person?”

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shit my husband says: “man the future was better in the past”

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shit my husband says: “you’re a couple zeros off bro”

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shit my husband says: “i’m ready to be a lot more eccentric”