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Guys, you're spraying on too much. It's a reason the word "cologne" rhymes with "alone". http://t.co/QxomrinPNm

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http://t.co/h3CEuLTFAW Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?

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No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby. http://t.co/mILMUmUnl8

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http://t.co/3KAa1gZY We play cop games because my boyfriend likes to "discharge his weapon."

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http://t.co/cEHUjUtp It's the 21st century, people. Why in the world do we still have mornings?

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I have an on again off again relationship with clothing. http://t.co/h6eixd57

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Have you heard of HCG diet? AMAZING AND IT WORKS, I lost 2lbs in the last 3 days http://hcg-ultra.ru

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Chillin at Work =P