Macaulay Cuckin

If you ain't the hitter you just might be the lick 🦅⚡️🐗

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

hey king couldn’t help but notice that big step u took to unstick ur balls just now

[Jim Gardner-Johnson @DatDudeJD]

BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?”

BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.”

BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”

[RotoWear @RotoWear]

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[Macaulay Cuckin @BigDaddyLowery]

@ReddCinema @JohnnyMacnChees

[Macaulay Cuckin @BigDaddyLowery]

@SheaSerrano Seriously some of the weirdest shit ever. “Engagement farming” 🤣 dude needs to touch grass if he’s not a bot himself

[Macaulay Cuckin @BigDaddyLowery]

@Stuart_Smith44 @Braves @fuboTV Crazy they would wait until opening day to announce this

[Macaulay Cuckin @BigDaddyLowery]

@paulmccabeusa @Braves @fuboTV Yeah I wanted to be set to watch earlier than 6 hours before first pitch. But now it seems I’m out $50

[Macaulay Cuckin @BigDaddyLowery]

@TickPick

[Macaulay Cuckin @BigDaddyLowery]

@jeffrahamlincon

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Scientist were so preoccupied by asking if we could, they never stopped to ask if we should

[Macaulay Cuckin @BigDaddyLowery]

@OtisKirk23 He just took some bad shots when he should have passed it. But was definitely huge late

[Macaulay Cuckin @BigDaddyLowery]

Same

[K @kourtneyinhell]

every once in a while I go back to this and listen to it 40x in a row

[Macaulay Cuckin @BigDaddyLowery]

@jeffrahamlincon

[vandul @_vandul]

Found this at goodwill today

[parks @parkersity_9]

i never tip male waiters hit the oil rig nigga

[cabby @cabby]

I apologize to the Chicago nonbinary community for what I’ve just done to one of the Gender Neutral Restrooms at the O’Hare Airport.

[Robby Kalland @RKalland]

this is a threat to the rest of the world. we could send the falcons to play in your country at any time. beware.

[Macaulay Cuckin @BigDaddyLowery]

@j_mac_36 @JeffPassan @ByRobertMurray 😔

[RotoWear @RotoWear]

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[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Moose. He saw you greet the mailman and exchange a package. Wants to know how long you've been fraternizing with the enemy. 13/10