Mike Albanese

funny dad, zero kids

[Mike Albanese @bigmanmike]

Someone in the stall next to me came into the stall, pantsed, sat, went, wiped and washed up before I even got my TikTok open. I’m honestly shook.

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Meta just announced it will be eliminating all beta testing in favor of alpha testing

#meta #facebook #zuck

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In her first act in charge of education, Linda McMahon will bring back the pledge of allegiance and chair shots.

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The Bear is a comedy and Shawshank was a comedy #EmmyAwards #thebear

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Biden is out and Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese high fived. A weekend for the books

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Don’t forget. Trump is a WWE hall of famer.

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Apartment hunting in nyc:

It’s the perfect place for us!! Only problem is there is a woman living in the basement that can only enter and exit from under your bed. And a 10 month broker fee.

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Elon about to get his account suspended for being a parody of an innovator.

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Solved the Elon problem: let existing verified users keep the check for free. Charge anyone new who wants one a monthly fee. Keep top users and let desperate people (prob me) join the vip club.

[Larry The Cable Guy @GitRDoneLarry]

Time for an all new Weekly Roundup! My guest this week is comedian @bigmanmike. Mike Albanese. @nickhoff, @Maraliq, and @AndyFiori join in too. Fun starts at 10am ET with encores all weekend on @SIRIUSXM @SiriusXMComedy Channel 97. Mike's Website: https://t.co/uMhBN0INOI

[New York Comedy Club @nycomedyclub]

See @MariaHeinegg @lizcomedy @KhalidNYC @DanMadonia @bigmanmike & more tonight on our 9:15PM!
https://t.co/knBqUflPxa

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@Ariel_Comedy Can I get my beer back?

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Delta is Coke and American Airlines is Pepsi

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@seanytime @SteveHofstetter Hahahhahaha this is perfect

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College should be free for the next century based on all the money they scammed out of us

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@scrowder Pick a different horse man. It’s easy to be controversial Steve, you can do better.

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@TheWelshkimpemb @daz_black When did people stop understanding freedom of speech is not freedom of consequence?

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@bennyjohnson Look at ole Benny Johnson finally reporting facts from the actual story! No backwoods viewpoint, no misleading maps… just the story as it happened. Be careful Benny, you might end up respected.

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@itsNobi @nealbrennan @MikeAlbanese Yes @bigmanmike is me! The other account gets my tags and he might even be funnier than me

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@GumboShowJoe @CocaCola @DigitalSummits I stand by it

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@bennyjohnson This is why you’re big on Parler 🤦🏻‍♂️