William Humble

Scriptwriter, playwright. Emmy winner, BAFTA nominated. Trying out stage play Wodehouse in Wonderland. The Performer, starring Stephen Fry, now on BBC Sounds.

[David Pugh @davidsoho1]

My wardrobe mistress of 30 years Di Gardner was 18 months ago given weeks to live. Here she is at rehearsal for Shirley Valentine back in January last year . She has battled on. Di was told today that she is in remission #miraclescanhappen

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: Watch the exact moment Fox News reveals to their audience that Vice President Kamala Harris has completely eliminated Donald Trump’s lead in the polls. This has the Trump campaign in pure panic. Retweet so all Americans see this.

[Matt Hemley @MattHemley]

This is huge! And testament to the amazing campaigning of the likes of @juliehes and others. Amazing!

[Deborah Meaden 🇺🇦 @DeborahMeaden]

I asked @Keir_Starmer many months ago,if a general election was called tomorrow were they ready for Government. His answer was an emphatic YES...and I now see why. Depth of talented Ministers forming an impressive Cabinet....I am beginning to dare to feel hope.

[William Humble @BillHumble]

@Lou_Bookmarks Thank you - how kind!

[Michaela McCormick (Longden) @Michaela_Liz]

I recently found out my agent is closing down the agency which will leave me unrepresented for the first time in over ten years. My heart goes to the whole team & all of their clients. Please if you can retweet, I am now seeking representation. https://t.co/Du4UqCT1E0

[jenny seagrove 🍃💚🍃 @springmeister]

Remembered last night at #Tonyawards2024 New York 💙

[Kristy Greenberg @KGreenberg_]

When Donald Trump complains that the prosecutors, the judge, and the jury have treated him unfairly, do not believe him. I’ve been in court every day of this historic criminal trial of a former President. I spent over a decade as a criminal prosecutor in Manhattan. Let me be clear: Donald Trump received a fair trial.

Over the past six weeks, I’ve endeavored to bring you detailed analysis of the evidence and arguments at this trial. My conclusion: the prosecution presented a compelling case with strong witnesses corroborated by documentary evidence. The defense had no competing theory of the case, nor did it effectively raise reasonable doubt. As a result, I correctly predicted that the jury would return a guilty verdict on @TheBeatWithAri on Tuesday and I correctly predicted that the jury’s verdict would be returned no later than this Friday on @KatiePhang’s YouTube special yesterday.

The bottom line is that Donald Trump lost fair and square. He lost because the prosecutors outlawyered the defense team and, more importantly, he lost because he is guilty.

[Mark Shenton 💙 @ShentonStage]

There’s a second series of the wonderful COLIN FROM ACCOUNTS — reviewed by @GuardianAus: https://t.co/fNpqmysFYV. When does it reach the UK? As Sam West @exitthelemming says, “If you love this show already I admire your taste; if you’re yet to discover it I admire your luck”.

[William Humble @BillHumble]

@ShentonStage @GuardianAus @exitthelemming It’s so brilliant.

[William Humble @BillHumble]

@domcavendish Yours will do for me. Specially the bit about Drama being
compulsory till 16 but Maths forbidden once you can count to ten.

[William Humble @BillHumble]

@jk_rowling 😂😂😂

[William Humble @BillHumble]

@ChrisDavidGill “Writerly” writing

[William Humble @BillHumble]

@MarkHam80780803 @davidsoho1 😂😂😂

[Ian Collins @Iancoll94354676]

Now he’s still there and systematically defrauding the taxpayer is a far worse crime than anything AR is being accused of, it should have been jail time for him. #ToryCorruption

[Gyles Brandreth @GylesB1]

"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not." - Mark Twain

[Cardiff Bus @Cardiffbus]

Can you help me reach my owner? I think I fell asleep on a Cardiff Bus and was parted from my friend. I ended up in their lost property department where the nice ladies have given me some fish sandwiches to keep me going, but I really miss home. Please help me get home.

[Mark Shenton 💙 @ShentonStage]

Simply great! This ad by @ProjectLincoln tells some hard truths about America’s biggest failure and fraud ever, #DonaldJTrump —but now the chickens are coming home to roost, as he is exposed as “officially busted and broken”

[William Humble @BillHumble]

@josevenoaks @MarkRavenhill2 Do you mean The Entertainer? I had a play repeated this week on Radio 4 called The Performer. The Entertainer is by John Osborne.