Bill Hwang

Bill Hwang Restaurant in Ellet, OH. Chinese buffet and takeout. Everything here is totally normal.

[Bill Hwang @bill_hwang]

Apologies - the cat which lives in our kitchen stepped on the keyboard.

[Bill Hwang @bill_hwang]

Shsbwkaabsvsvsvsjskdkfbdbe djdjdbdhdjsbsbskss s snsbsbsjeisbs d dnfjfbf dndbenejebksjsjdbdvf r

[Bill Hwang @bill_hwang]

Our condolences to the family whose father had a heart attack in our dining area. If you come back we'll give you 10% off a buffet meal.

[Bill Hwang @bill_hwang]

No, our staff will not do your calculus homework. If we could, do you really think we'd be working here?

[Bill Hwang @bill_hwang]

Today we're running a lunch special: $7.99 buffet, with a free promise you won't get shot.

[Bill Hwang @bill_hwang]

No, we won't price match McDonalds coupons. We don't even sell hamburgers here, what is wrong with you people?

[Bill Hwang @bill_hwang]

I'm sure your divorce is hitting you hard, Carl, but nobody at the buffet line wants to hear about your ex-wife's affair with the mail lady.

[Bill Hwang @bill_hwang]

They always tip OK though, so I'm not going to call the cops. Yet.

[Bill Hwang @bill_hwang]

These dudes always sit in the corner booth while rambling something about doors, death and our brownies. I think they might be a cult.

[Bill Hwang @bill_hwang]

Against our better judgement the mens restroom has been reopened, under the condition that nobody enters between 4:57 and 5:00 AM.

[Bill Hwang @bill_hwang]

The innappropriate fortune cookies are the result of a disgruntled employee at the factory, and they won't return give us a refund.

[Bill Hwang @bill_hwang]

We are aware of the situation in the booth by the window involving the cat, and the best we can recommend for now is just don't sit there.

[Bill Hwang @bill_hwang]

The men's restroom will be closed for approximately three days. Don't ask.

[Bill Hwang @bill_hwang]

They're almond cookies. They're supposed to taste like that. Stop complaining.

[Bill Hwang @bill_hwang]

That stain by the dessert table won't come out despite our best efforts. We even replaced the carpet, but it just came back the next day.

[Bill Hwang @bill_hwang]

We don't serve chicken nuggets at our buffet and are baffled at how they keep showing up. Our security cameras keep going out when they do.

[Bill Hwang @bill_hwang]

Claims that we put leftovers from peoples plates back on the buffet are 100% false. That cell phone footage on Youtube was photoshopped.

[Bill Hwang @bill_hwang]

Customers have been complaining we have the music turned up too loud, but we don't play music in the building. At all.

[Bill Hwang @bill_hwang]

The women's bathroom has finally been reopened as it is no longer an active crime scene.

[Bill Hwang @bill_hwang]

The homeless man frequently found in our parking lot never worked here, despite what he tells our customers. If he's here, call the police.