Billy Demarest

[Billy Demarest @BillyDemarest]

When you find someone you can actually have a never ending conversation with.. she is beautiful as fuck too.

[Billy Demarest @BillyDemarest]

This guy just puked in the urnol.. how ever u spell that. Lmao

[Billy Demarest @BillyDemarest]

Did this train really just stop! 😡

[Billy Demarest @BillyDemarest]

I been eating ice cream sandwiches for 3 days straight cuz theres nothing else in the fridge to eat.

[Billy Demarest @BillyDemarest]

Last time I seen something Positive in life, was on my drug test.

[Billy Demarest @BillyDemarest]

I stay occupied by eatting and pooping.

[Billy Demarest @BillyDemarest]

"Livin life" New definition ..- Doing what the government wants me to do. Like work , pay bills, be a slave to America.

[Billy Demarest @BillyDemarest]

Lets not half ass this.. this is a pizza we're talking about. #reheatingpizza #ovenbaked

[Billy Demarest @BillyDemarest]

I'll make sure the whole world knows your name but for all the wrong reasons

[Billy Demarest @BillyDemarest]

Lets open a bakery called "Yeast Infections"! @kimbosnipes

[Billy Demarest @BillyDemarest]

This morning I was so tired I fell into the toilet cuz the sit was up. I see why girls hate guys now. 🙈

[Billy Demarest @BillyDemarest]

I'm like the Virgin Mary but tighter!

[Billy Demarest @BillyDemarest]

I got business..
What business do you have?
None of your Fucking Business! 😂 #Entourage

[Billy Demarest @BillyDemarest]

Today we're doing it my way.. The common sense way.. The lets not make this hard way.

[Billy Demarest @BillyDemarest]

You know your going to fail college if you write Urday.. After the letters S.A.T. #letsparty

[Billy Demarest @BillyDemarest]

If your sick then call me Ebola. 💪🏼

[Billy Demarest @BillyDemarest]

Candy cigarettes was for kids to act like a cowboy. Now they're a gateway drug to meth.! I think we should banned candy now.

[Billy Demarest @BillyDemarest]

I guess I just go to the gym again and watch people work out. 😑 2016 motivation.

[DavidHassall10 @Davidhassall123]

@OnlyFuturistic your new album is fire can't believe how good it is, best thing i done was buying it✌️🎶