The Lizard Queen

I am just a sad, crazed little reptile.

[The Lizard Queen @BitterNorthern]

@muppetspice Okay not Italian but fully simpatico: spinach artichoke dip.

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@muppetspice What the hell

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Today: 5

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My job is mostly about finding new places to put unfinished iced americanos in the van.

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@ohsweetyno This 👆

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@muppetspice Why keep the lawn to outside only?

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@slavetothemic Why give everyone money when you could just give them all COVID instead?

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@soren_grey shit never properly dries.

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@soren_grey Lil googly eyes <3

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V. grumpy about having had to work with the public through the entire pandemic (no work-from-home option in the service industry yet) and still having to struggle with a dozen broken interfaces in hopes of *maybe* getting a vaccine appointment.

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The only consolation left to me is eating a burger as fast as I can.

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Coffee is numbers. No one warned me about this when I gave up on math in college.

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@DVDBoxSet It always felt like you had an incredible gift to make something rad out thin fucking air and sheer willpower. And you make delicious food. I am really glad I got to intersect with you for a while.

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@muppetspice I do also enjoy when (annoyed) customers ask how much longer before we will offer dine in.... and I'm like well NOW SEEMS LIKE A REALLY BAD TIME, HUH?

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@annahellee I probably don't deserve her but I sure do love her.

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UM EXCUSE ME. Amy's Place is CLOSED?

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I must be ruined.

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Why does Georgia have such universally disappointing pizza?

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This year is a massive, flaming dumpster but I did get a dog and I still don't know how I was so bafflingly lucky to find such a precious gift amidst all the trash.

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@annahellee Hail yourself, dark queen.