Blair Robertson Ⓥ

Dog guy. Cyclist. Vegan. Used to play competitive golf.

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Leapin' Louie.

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@mackinprof You tweet is very unclear and impossible to understand. Why not state clearly what you are talking about?

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@Breaking57 She did absolutely nothing wrong. She clearly parked legally on a public street to walk her dog. The homeowner should be charged for wasting the police department’s time.

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@TheEXECUTlONER_ This father has no common sense. You teach your kids to ride (and brake) on a flat surface with no cars. They have to show they are ready before they get to do more. These kids were untrained and in way over their heads. That’s 100% dad’s fault.

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@lady_valor_07 On your deathbed, would be such a bad thing to be remembered as generous to servers? Yesterday, the car dealership called an Uber for me. I asked the driver if they included a tip. He said no. So I gave him $20. It’s ok to be nice.

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@joedelhi My dog goes absolutely nuts when I return from taking out the garbage.

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@getrichordietri @LASHYBILLS The kid is an irredeemable monster. But who left the porch light on in the daytime?

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@stevemagness These guys are excellent runners. But this has little to do with longevity. Peter Attia makes the ridiculous claim that a high VO2 max and deadlift strength are crucial. Touting sprinters seems similar. In reality, eating healthy, staying slim and active are what really matter.

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@Raindropsmedia1 We received a call that you were looking through a car. Is there an explanation? Yes, that’s my wife’s car. End of story. The cop was no competent.

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@elonmusk And yet, the self-driving on my Tesla isn’t worth paying for. I try it occasionally for a month to see if it has improved (it has), but it still makes too many mistakes.

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@VegNews @CedEntertainer Want to quickly overcome your fondness for cheese? Visit a dairy where the cheese is made.

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@5am1am_6 It’s always nice to be caught being an awesome person.

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@TruCrimeBeliebr Kidnappers don’t send vague ransom notes to media outlets. They send them to the person who can pay the ransom. The only reasonable conclusion is that Nancy Guthrie died shortly after the abduction and the kidnappers were unable to move forward with their scheme.

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@noregretvet_ Is it possible everyone involved in this incident has terrible judgment?

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@BStulberg @hubermanlab Everyone knows the key to longevity is guzzling AG1.

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@CPowers14 I’m a “lib” and scratch golfer. Do you really think that’s how we watch golf? I can’t think of a single PGA Tour player who is even a moderate. But I can appreciate good golf shots — including Young’s amazing tee shot on 18 under extreme pressure.

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@TourSwingsTommy Looks like 6 handicap. Scottie Scheffler looks like a 10 handicap (if you don’t watch the ball flight).

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@TheEXECUTlONER_ I have an ice chest full of drinks and snacks on my porch to show my appreciation for hard-working delivery drivers. They tend to treat me well in return.

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@gotrice2024 Mom and dad paid for the boat. The disrespectful daughter should be permanently banned from it. And maybe it’s time for her to pay her own bills.

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@dr_ericberg This is why smart people don’t take nutrition advice from a chiropractor.

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@bengreenfield What were the mistakes? That’s who he is. He says he has grown as a man since those ridiculous emails. He was in his 40s! You don’t suddenly become a decent person after that.