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The glorious results of a lifetime spent making the person standing next to me look more attractive by comparison.

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@Jaxster1969 you just described our bed every night at 4AM

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@SarahKSilverman @MittRomney Thanks for that mental image. You may have just ruined oral sex for me. Expect hate mail from my wife

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@miklasz Yeah, guess we might as well close that barn door now that the horses are out.

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@dgoold I'd have more faith in the Machine Gun

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@miklasz Please stop trying to make sulia happen.

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Aimlessly. That's how I'm wanderin'

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Just left coolest shop ever. Where else can you find SamCro shirts, brass goblets, and antique radios? #docsleather

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@JimGaffigan Only if when your wife thinks about having sex with you it counts as her having had sex with you

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There is a special place in heaven for women who get caught in the rain wearing a white shirt and no bra. #obscurebibleknowledge

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Why on earth did I dream THAT?

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Why is this particular data model kicking my ass? I can't quite get my mind around the best way to do this.

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How am I only now discovering Torchwood? 3 episodes in and already a crush on Eve Myles. #Torchwoood

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I have decided that my three favorite deadly sins are Lust, Wrath, and Sloth. Gluttony barely missed the cut. #favoritedeadlysins

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Watching the first season of Torchwood just for spite.

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Being hit on by women in their 60s is an odd feeling. I'm flattered, but I also question what makes me Granny bait. #nursinghomerockstar

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@Vroomboo Will there be podcasts for us across the pond? Or is this just a one off?

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Stupid is as stupid does. Or, for today it's stupid is as I does. Or is it stupid is as I do? Whichever is less stupid.

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It is amazing what canbe done in the time it takes an Android Emulator to load. Say, the building of Rome for example.

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So pleased I left facebook the day before they changed the interface. All that whining would have driven me insane.

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Wondering if there is any point to developing a new app on Blackberry OS 6/7 if everything is going to QNX in January.