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If you know me you won't need to read this bit.

[Blip @Blipdriver]

How unfair that god should give her all that hair and yet me only two hands to run through it.

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Todd Rivers “One Track Lover” vibes here.

Love the keytar, crap car and death thrash undertones. Don’t think Euro will get it.

#Australia
#Eurovision

[Blip @Blipdriver]

Mostly harmless

#Lithuania
#Eurovision

[Mark Rees @reviewwales]

Austria are lucky number 13 with a song about being possessed by the ghost of Edgar Allan Poe, Poe, Poe, Poe, Poe. Genius. If there's any justice, Austria will be hosting Eurovision next year. 🇦🇹
#Eurovision #austria

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Classic Eurovision ethnobanger

#Albania
#Eurovision

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Why aren’t they referencing the video?

This should do well. I hope so much it hurts.

#Austria
#Eurovision

[Blip @Blipdriver]

Nope

#SanMarino
#Eurovision

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@Otto_English Good Lord

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

[After leaving Willy Wonka’s factory]
ME:
WIFE:
ME:
WIFE:
ME:
WIFE: Lot of deaths for a to—
ME: A LOT of deaths for a tour!

[Blip @Blipdriver]

Nope

#Georgia
#Eurovision

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Nope

#Slovenia
#Eurovision

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She’s got some moves

#Poland
#Eurovision

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If it’s not Hannah Waddingham I’m not interested.

#Eurovision

[ITV News @itvnews]

Elon Musk has said he will step down as Twitter CEO next month, announcing he has already hired his replacement.

https://t.co/rExj5tHZZP

[Blip @Blipdriver]

Nope

#Greece
#Eurovision

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Blimey it’s Ray Mears.

#Greece
#Eurovision

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N-n-n-not going through

(Shame, thought I saw Dadi in the background earlier)

#Iceland
#EUROVISION

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Not my cup of tea

#Cyprus
#Eurovision

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It’s like Boy George and Will Young had a love child.

Third bloke wearing pink in the second semi.

#Belgium
#Eurovision

[Blip @Blipdriver]

Great song, great voice, great frock - but is it #Eurovision ?

#Estonia
#Eurovision

[Blip @Blipdriver]

Stunning lady. A song of two halves but neither enough to get through.

#Armenia
#Eurovision