Blue6oy

I’m not the Messiah, I’m a very naughty boy!

[Blue6oy @blue6oy]

Alarm bells really should have been ringing when they named it ‘Pedophile Island.’

[New York Post @nypost]

Prince Andrew openly groped girls on Jeffrey Epstein's 'pedophile Island': prosecutor https://t.co/JGpvfQtljm

[Blue6oy @blue6oy]

The people of Clacton have the opportunity to create comedy history here.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Count Binface says he will stand against Nigel Farage in the Clacton by-election

[Blue6oy @blue6oy]

@CollettWriter It’s all I hope for myself!

[Blue6oy @blue6oy]

I was once booked and stretchered off in a game I didn’t play a single minute in.

[Blue6oy @blue6oy]

@JPHalsall 😂😂😂

[Peñargrol @CAPArgento__]

las pibas: me gustan los pibes con voz gruesa

mi voz cuando grabo audios:

[Blue6oy @blue6oy]

@NubiBlue @CraigHope_DM Haha! Why am I not surprised mate. I’m sure he’ll be humble enough to say he was wrong. Won’t he…?

[Blue6oy @blue6oy]

Morning @CraigHope_DM ! 😂

[Blue6oy @blue6oy]

@NubiBlue I know mate, he said it a few seconds in. Objectively hilarious though. 👍🏻

[Blue6oy @blue6oy]

Mum’s genes said “we’ll sit this one out.” 😂

[Central @WestHam_Central]

BREAKING: Lenny Noble has signed his scholarship with West Ham.

He will play with the U18s next season.

[Blue6oy @blue6oy]

@nataliebargery Will catch up nearer the time then about a beer in the sunshine! 🙌🏻

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Today is Social Media Day — What social media post will forever remain unmatched?

[Blue6oy @blue6oy]

@nataliebargery Haha! You’re welcome. Only seven weeks of freedom left now so enjoy it. Hopefully catch up at a game this season!

[Blue6oy @blue6oy]

@nataliebargery Why do I always read it in Mario’s voice as well? 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

[Blue6oy @blue6oy]

@James_UTFT Mykolenko costing more than Digne is a riot. 😂

[Blue6oy @blue6oy]

@officialjv I hope you have a great season mate. I’ve got a lot of time for Frank despite it not working out, he’s a good man. No doubt Simms will get one when we play each other as well! 😂

[Blue6oy @blue6oy]

In a window where City have paid £116m and Spurs £85m for new midfielders, Everton’s £16m outlay for The Championship player of the season being described as ‘big money’ is objectively hilarious. Thanks for the chuckle Pete!

[Pete O'Rourke @SportsPeteO]

Hayden Hackney is having his medical at Everton today ahead of finalising his big-money move from Middlesbrough. #EFC #Boro

[Blue6oy @blue6oy]

@officialjv Fingers crossed mate! Be a rare win with our recruitment! 😂

[Blue6oy @blue6oy]

@Nedproper Perfection. No notes. 👌🏻

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Today is Social Media Day — What social media post will forever remain unmatched?

[Blue6oy @blue6oy]

Anthony Gordon giving an interview from the surface of the sun here:

[Blue6oy @blue6oy]

@charlieee106 Hahaha! I thought of this tweet as soon as they scored! 😭😂