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dot’s bestie • a way with words, unclear which way though • my 10,000 hours are in hobby hoarding and distraction

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@realshawnngee @FF7FanComic @1bighairedbitch @JasmineSW3 Don’t be skimpy, drop the link sis

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@Whotfismick It wasn’t during, but it came out after that everyone’s favorite teacher had been sexually abusing his underaged male students for years

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@TizzyEnt The fact that an unauthorized visitor entered the classroom at all is absolutely unacceptable. If he wants to be a volunteer, then he should have to go through the same process as everyone else to be screened. Making physical contact with students??? How is the teacher not fired

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If I don’t hold my cat like a baby and tell her she’s the prettiest girl in the world for 5-10 minutes as soon as I walk in the door, she becomes an angry chaos demon for the rest of the night.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

adopting a cat is so crazy bc one day they're homeless in the rain and a year later your life is like this

IG the_shags2021

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@_TanyaMaraj @kirawontmiss I just let out the ugliest snort of my life 🤣

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@notcapnamerica Massachusetts is like 3 hours to drive the whole state and has a ton of towns that are only like 1200 people, the fact that the GDP is higher here than in CA??? I have questions! 😭

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I have never wanted to own a book more for vibes alone

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

THE MASTER & MARGARITA, by Mikhail Bulgakov. The only novel on this list to feature Stalin, Pontius Pilate, Satan disguised as a professor, a carnival of the dead, and a demon-cat named Behemoth. The Rolling Stones read this book and wrote “Sympathy for the Devil.”

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@SketchesbyBoze I love that two dev patel stills were used in a row, we stan our hisfic king! HBD dev!

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@HommieYoung1 @historyinmemes Mans said “i ain’t want this job like that anyway sheeit”

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@Thiohna Don’t give them ideas omg

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@JohnathanPerk Tracee Ellis Ross gave us girlfriends in 2000, and it had two biracial women!

It bothers me when they have the biracial character have a white mom when their IRL mom is black. I almost never see that represented on tv, and when that’s their real identity it feels invalidating

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@RoCa74394915 As if we don’t read stories everyday about care homes filled with folks who did the traditional nuclear family thing and are still alone and with no money or autonomy with no visitors. Marriage and children aren’t a shield from life beating the 💩 out of you

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@olderwoman18 Why would I want to “go off to work each day” and then come home and submit to fucking anything?

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@SwannMarcus89 I guess it’s easier to find someone who doesn’t travel for leisure if you’re seeking 14yos…

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@verderebb If men exist to “work and build” then why is there a housing shortage?

Quit doing whatever this is and get to buildin’

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@TomDrach @dieworkwear When did we collectively lose sense and decide it was THIS or cargo shorts?! 😭

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when shorts aren’t hovering delicately 4-6 inches above the knee

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floaty short shorts on men >>>

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

my one summer style belief is that slim shorts are uniquely bad and shorts should be baggy with a hem that floats around your thigh like a hula hoop

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@swear2jah @sauermom_ Actually the stats you provided show that over 60% of women prefer dating in their age range and less than 10% prefer men 10+ years older, so it actually reinforces OP’s point…

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@LeaveHeardAlone This is the funniest clapback omg