Bob Sanders

Mechanical Engineer. Gamer. On hiatus from most other things.

[Bob Sanders @BobSanders]

If it weren’t for all these bugs splattered across my windshield I’d be looking at a very beautiful sunset.

[Dan Carlin @dccommonsense]

We have an ABSOLUTELY unprecedented attempt by the POTUS to discredit election results in advance (if he doesn't like them) and a GOP Congress that WILL NOT challenge him. Which means we independents must rely on the only other major party our system has to protect us.

[Bob Sanders @BobSanders]

Someone asked a 3yo on my flight where he’s going.

“To the airport.” He said

[Bob Sanders @BobSanders]

I’m 37 years old

[Bob Sanders @BobSanders]

Somebody should tell Jim Jordan

[ACLU @ACLU]

BREAKING: We just released hundreds of documents showing how Arizona created a nationwide surveillance program to track Americans’ personal money transfers.

It's one of the largest government surveillance programs in recent history.

[Bob Sanders @BobSanders]

@jbaumer42 So like…. Does that include the Sackler family? Or…

[Bob Sanders @BobSanders]

I don’t care that it’s been over 20 years - I’m still mad that Jar Jar Binks exists.

[Bob Sanders @BobSanders]

@sea_chel You are increasing the property value of your local landfill.

[Bob Sanders @BobSanders]

My fridge thermometer should be arriving today.

[Asher Perlman @asherperlman]

Kinda wild that we’re all going to be happy forever once our most recent online purchases arrive

[Bob Sanders @BobSanders]

@PeterIsPedaling Welcome back!

[Bob Sanders @BobSanders]

@DocSuds There’s an All Star joke in there somewhere. Get your game on.

[Bob Sanders @BobSanders]

@DocSuds …How is the Lemur’s mini-golf game?

[Bob Sanders @BobSanders]

How come we don’t hear about how much the president plays golf anymore?

[Bob Sanders @BobSanders]

@DocSuds If we have to choose between 2 septuagenarians again you might get part of your wish…

[Bob Sanders @BobSanders]

@sea_chel Since I moved to Oregon it’s been more of a lumber.

[Bob Sanders @BobSanders]

I’d watch that movie it it were like a 20 minute short. I’m not sitting through that trilogy.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

The only thing grosser than a Human Centipede is a Centipede Human, which is hundreds of centipedes sewn together to look like a guy.

[Bob Sanders @BobSanders]

@alisonleah Does your health insurance cover paper cuts?

[Bob Sanders @BobSanders]

Times are tough - there’s not even real Gatorade in the vending machines at work anymore.

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

If we want to see a more peaceful world, we have to learn to collaborate. Young people shouldn’t follow previous patterns of behaviour. New conditions, like our interdependent, globalised world, require new ideas. Dividing people into ‘us’ and ‘them’ is out of date.

[Bob Sanders @BobSanders]

If any of the insurrections watched “Inside Man” Biden’s speech tonight could be very exciting...