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Cross-chain swapping with no wallet connect. Simple and secure.

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Fast, private crypto transfers with no sign-ups, no wallet connect, no waiting.

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swap steady through the chop.
private, secure, 1000+ assets.
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Your keys live in your hands, not in someone else's database.

Privacy is not hiding. It is owning what is yours.

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This week in crypto:
→ Bitcoin drops below $70K for the first time since April
→ Strategy sells BTC to fund preferred stock distributions
→ Analysts point to potential ETH outperformance

Full breakdown → https://t.co/NhDzGr2BSC

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Centralized promises always end the same way.
Transparency today. Insolvency tomorrow.
Not your keys. Not your crypto.

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Your favorite "decentralized" protocol is probably run by a 5-person multi-sig.

That's not a DAO, it's a committee. And you're not in it.

Demand better.

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This week in crypto:

SEC shelved tokenized stocks framework. Three DeFi protocols lost $23M in five days. CLARITY Act dropped 309 pages of jurisdictional fixes. Tether launched a Georgian Lari stablecoin.

Full breakdown → https://t.co/mDYmFpBfS0

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While they argue about who gets to control your money, BobaCatSwap just lets you swap.
Privacy by default. No KYC walls.
1000+ assets routed in one click.
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SpaceX just disclosed 18,712 BTC in their IPO filing.

$1.4 billion worth.

More than double what anyone thought they held.

Funny how mandatory disclosures always reveal what companies don't volunteer.

Transparency matters.

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This week in crypto:

→ Senate passed the CLARITY Act 15-9 — first major crypto regulation bill
→ Charles Schwab opened spot BTC/ETH trading for retail clients
→ Tokenized U.S. Treasuries hit a record $15.35B
→ 187 public companies now hold 1.15M BTC on balance sheets

Full breakdown → https://t.co/A37YjVX2XR

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THORChain just paused all trading after a $10M exploit across Bitcoin, Ethereum, BSC, and Base.

"Decentralized" doesn't mean secure.

Cross-chain bridges remain the industry's biggest attack surface. RUNE dropped 12%.

Not your keys, not your crypto, but apparently not their security either.

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Bitcoin ETFs logged $2.7B across 9 straight days.
TON surged 94% in a week after Telegram stepped in. XRP ETFs pulled $25.8M on May 11.
Bitcoin Core disclosed a critical bug that could have crashed nodes.

Full breakdown →
https://t.co/ej9rwesu8w

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Switzerland tried to put Bitcoin alongside gold in its central bank reserves.

They needed 100,000 signatures.

Got 50,000.

Bitcoin isn't mainstream yet. It's still the rebel.

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hardhat on.
$BOBA building 🛠️

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Morgan Stanley just launched crypto trading on E*Trade.

0.50% fees.

8.6 million users.

Undercutting Coinbase, Robinhood, and Schwab.

Traditional finance isn't scared of crypto anymore. They're competing for it.

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https://t.co/5qSCRs3ytg is back live.

New infrastructure. Faster, smoother, fully under our own control.

Same private swap. No KYC. No wallet connect. No account.

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Quick heads up: https://t.co/olXIu6sc2d is going through a backend update and may be unavailable for the next few hours.

Existing on-chain transactions continue as normal. Site will be back smoother and faster.

Thanks for the patience.

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Quick heads up: https://t.co/olXIu6sc2d is going through a backend update and may be unavailable for the next few hours.

Existing on-chain transactions continue as normal. Site will be back smoother and faster.

Thanks for the patience.

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This week in crypto:

→ CLARITY Act compromise clears Senate — vote coming May 11
→ Bitcoin ETFs record $629M single-day inflow
→ $292M DeFi hack forces security reckoning
→ Drift Protocol announces recovery plan for $295M exploit

Full breakdown 🔗
https://t.co/wO0VOGg4iP

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An AI agent just incorporated its own company.

Filed the paperwork. Got an EIN from the IRS. Opened a bank account and a crypto wallet.

No human signed anything.

Manfred starts trading crypto at the end of May.

The future isn't coming. It's filing tax documents.

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Gm BobaFam, have a lovely week ahead 🐾