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This is a PARODY account.
Weverse: #bock_twt
Bock up: @bak_twt. Hensta: bock_ig.

[btschickendata🐔💜 on hiatus @bock_twt]

The Most Eggcelent Thread of @BTS_twt Cluckvers

[me, bocking like a chicken to BTS's henestimable discography]

[btschickendata🐔💜 on hiatus @bock_twt]

Okay, still on hiatus, but I had to just lose it here on Jin trolley-probleming JK with zero warning out of nowhere. 🐔😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hi. Welcome. IT'S TIME FOR A THOUGHT EXPERIMENT.

[btschickendata🐔💜 on hiatus @bock_twt]

I'll be mostly on hiatus through July. Anyone who has followed me for a bit knows that summer is always the hardest term for me. It's exhausting. I'll pop in every now and then.

Stay safe. Take care. Purple you. 🐔💜

[btschickendata🐔💜 on hiatus @bock_twt]

@GrevieV Oh, I HATE that. Always the symptoms but never the source. I hope you find it eventually. I know it is exhausting.

[btschickendata🐔💜 on hiatus @bock_twt]

Me: Hi, insurance. I need surgery to fix this bone malformation issue that is affecting my overall health.
Insurance: Have you tried using ibuprofen?

[btschickendata🐔💜 on hiatus @bock_twt]

@ElodEvian Right? It's not like I just woke up one day and said, "You know what? I'll do THIS scary, risky thing for no good reason."

[btschickendata🐔💜 on hiatus @bock_twt]

@TxLeticia Yeah, it's not like one of my other doctors didn't tell me to avoid it at all costs. 🐔🙄🤷🏻‍♀️

[btschickendata🐔💜 on hiatus @bock_twt]

Okay, yes, but also, each of those stars? They're even more merry-go-rounds (or insert your metaphor here) with more people in their own rooms. We're all just doing our best in our own ships in our own rooms, hoping not to feel so isolated and alone.

[⁷ @7udios]

the last part is so hauntingly beautifully but incredibly sad

[btschickendata🐔💜 on hiatus @bock_twt]

That music video is a gut punch.

[btschickendata🐔💜 on hiatus @bock_twt]

Pull up at your chicken. Yes. That iconic @BTS_twt lyric.

[M⁷ is seeing Bangtan | ㉧㉣㉣ ᴀʀɪʀᴀɴɢ 🪭 @7nomore_noless]

.@bock_twt chicken?

[btschickendata🐔💜 on hiatus @bock_twt]

@Btslostshirts We never got any resolution on the #HYBEChicken. So, possibly still running amok.

[btschickendata🐔💜 on hiatus @bock_twt]

All those new positions, and I didn't see one calling for a chicken. Alas, alack!

[btschickendata🐔💜 on hiatus @bock_twt]

🐔🙄

[btschickendata🐔💜 on hiatus @bock_twt]

@InsfiredARMY Thank you!

[btschickendata🐔💜 on hiatus @bock_twt]

Comedy of Errors Day Loot 🐔🤷🏻‍♀️😂😅

[btschickendata🐔💜 on hiatus @bock_twt]

I'm trying to do these paintings, and it's a comedy of errors. Turns out, I'm allergic to the paint. Okay, fine. Turns out, my level fell out from underneath my painting table. Okay, fine. Then, I dropped a five-layer-paint-covered mason jar on my foot.

I'm taking a dang break.

[btschickendata🐔💜 on hiatus @bock_twt]

@Btslostshirts Thank you!

[btschickendata🐔💜 on hiatus @bock_twt]

Congratulations, @BTS_twt! Happy Festa!

[BTS Charts & Updates @charts_k]

.@BTS_twt's "Come Over" is out now on streaming services!

https://t.co/zV5R384rMA

[btschickendata🐔💜 on hiatus @bock_twt]

Yes, my oven mitts have chickens on them.

This was my first time baking bread. It's bland as heck. 🐔😂😂😂

[btschickendata🐔💜 on hiatus @bock_twt]

@lotusagent Bless his heart. I usually don't emulate this particular trait. 🐔😂😂😂

[btschickendata🐔💜 on hiatus @bock_twt]

I'm trying to do these paintings, and it's a comedy of errors. Turns out, I'm allergic to the paint. Okay, fine. Turns out, my level fell out from underneath my painting table. Okay, fine. Then, I dropped a five-layer-paint-covered mason jar on my foot.

I'm taking a dang break.